CORRECTION! I had no idea, but apparently Project Zenbetsou's translation preceded the Something Awful Let's Play. My bad on that entirely, I'd really had no idea. Props to them! -slowbeef, the real unluckster
There was a point I used to like Dangan Ronpa a lot. That time has passed.
(P.S. Zenbetsou's translation most certainly isn't bad or inaccurate or anything and any implication that it is in this video? Hyperbole. That said, "unluckster" is fucking ridiculous.)