PITCHMEN

Someone's killing our TV salesmen. The year is 2009 and TV pitchmen from across America have banded together to respond to the murder of Billy Mays. They soon uncover a sinister plot that puts all of humanity in grave danger. The pitchmen fight to stop the impending doom, only to find themselves a target for annihilation. But if our pitchmen our gone, who will sell random crap to us?

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Entertainment

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[Crazyfrankie666]

R.I.P Billy Mays, try to top this Micheal Jackson fans lmao!.

[JusticeEmu]

"why save a world that doens't want my shampoo?"

[dude8462]

ftw

[TheWasprevan]

why does the girl have the highest voice ever? that ruined it D:

[The5thAveMonster]

Excellent, well done

[Skearn41]

@SupahFun actually, no, but i certainly wanted to.

[SupahFun]

@Skearn41 did you see watchmen? it's the same guy...

[Skearn41]

so wait billy mays dies.. but is back as another superhero? and why not put in anthony sullivan? half these people arent even pitchmen, they're just mascots...

[megamuffin15]

I can't believe this only has 3,000 views. This is so well done it deserves so many more

[FTW0FTW]

haha mark...

its FAAAAAABIO!!!

[Iguana101]

FABIOOOOO!

[Maddin1313]

But who pitches the pitchmen?