Classmates Respond To Jessica Milly's Decision To Put Out
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Uploaded by TheOnion on Nov 16, 2011
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Wednesday morning at Thomas E. Dewey High School news broke that 17-year-old junior Jessica Milly will begin putting out. As word quickly spread, Milly's classmates spoke out about the developing story.
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@earthfae86 No its all real.
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I never realized this before, but why do they always zoom in on peoples feet when they're walking?
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"...me...both Callahann brothers for sure..."
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@MrSeagull16 haha
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relevant
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@JavCruz369 Because this is top secret pentagon documents but somehow the onion news got to it.
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@admiralbeta's you know this is fake news right? Its just a joke. Highschoolers arent having some debate on live news about another highschooler "putting out"
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@AdmiralBetas FUCK, why do I keep picking the wrong reply box? I meant...
2 months ago 4
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@AdmiralBetas Actually, I have, but I graduated a few years back. I'd hoped someone would tell me things changed -_-
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why isn't anyone else covering this?!?
JavCruz369 3 months ago 76
I really want a daughter, than I think of highschool and my brain goes NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Mustaklaki 3 months ago 40