Jesus loves you ALOT.

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[ometta7]

@Battlecryservant That was a really half-assed copout explanation. It didn't make any sense, even when looking at it as the manufactured justification for ancient homophobia that it is, it still just looks like a loose stream of words jumbled together without context. It still doesn't explain how I can choose to be bisexual, but not choose to be a pedophile. I don't care about kids, and I'm always wanting to piss off society more and more, so why am I not molesting kids? Explain that to me.

[Battlecryservant]

@ometta7 its like dis: u cnt help it because you sinned and then Satan made you desire the same sex because you are open to it.sin doesn't mean a thing to you and when the spiritual and physical world combine, crazy things happen.but it is possible to get rid of your desire towards the same sex.

[ometta7]

@Battlecryservant That still doesn't explain how I made the choice to involuntarily get an erection when looking at another man. If we can alter our sexualities so easily, then I want to try being asexual for a while, or maybe a pedophile. But nope, I'm not attracted to kids, and I still have a sex drive, so apparently I can only choose to be bisexual.

[Battlecryservant]

@ometta7 u get some u want to get more until u completly ruin ur life and lose ur salvation.only thru Christ can u reject dis sin and get away from it.it is possible becasue God loves u and i love u and wana c u where u belong not what u have been altered2.If He didnt care, u wudnt even have oxygen in ur lungs right now.

[Battlecryservant]

@ometta7 .the only way to break down the walls is only through Christ. He is like a bridge between u n God. so wen u accept Christ into ur life, u get rid of ur sins n u can see n feel Gods presence in your life.What does dis have to do with Homosexuality?well you have sinned (not saying i havent) and that was an open door for the devil to manipulate u so much dat you wil b emberased at what u have become.but u cnt help it because sin has a sorta addiction or itch if u wana calll it dat.dat once

[Battlecryservant]

@ometta7 thats a good piont and i shouldve said you would never under. sorry dude or girl not so sure...let me try to explain. im going to try to explain this as simply as possible.Sin is when you go against something God said is wrong.It acts as "wall" between you and God thats why u feel hes not there. you cnt feel anything or see anything of him in your life because sin has created a series of walls. To get to God u have to break down these "walls" or in other words get rid of this sin

[ometta7]

@Battlecryservant "God doesn't create people gay.Its a big spiritual issue that would never understand because it has2 do with the spiritual world" -That right there? That just proved to me that I should never take what you say seriously, because you're either an idiot fundie blindly following scripture or a troll.

Why would somebody choose to be gay? Answer me that. Why would somebody choose to all of a sudden be unable to get aroused by the opposite sex, and then face a lifetime of ridicule?

[Battlecryservant]

@ometta7 y have so much anger stored up in you. I feel like your alone and been rejected a lot with no 1 to turn to so you decided to blame God for making you that way. well im sorry to say but being bi is a choice that you have chosen. God doesn't create people gay.Its a big spiritual issue that would never understand because it has2 do with the spiritual world ,but you don't even like God. Being homosexaul goes against scripture,against his commandments but there is a way to get rid of it

[ometta7]

@Battlecryservant I would say that I was born with it because I can't choose to just like women. You know how many people fuck with me over being bi? I don't feel accepted in the straight community, and I don't feel accepted in the gay community. Why would somebody choose something so life-altering and alienating? As for being ginger, that was a joke. I love my red hair, I just can't go to England or else I'll get killed. No big loss there, those slimy brits. Fuck 'em.

[Battlecryservant]

@ometta7 why are you proclaiming that in your life? You have red hair? so what that's what makes you unique:)..as for the whole homosexuality issue....man that sucks but why would you say that you were born with it?