Top Ten Clues Your Home Isn't Energy-Efficient

Top Ten Clues Your Home Isn't Energy-Efficient




10. You keep an ice chipper by the toilet.

9. You paid for your furnace technician's early retirement to Bermuda.

8. Your ageing process stops.

7. New subscription to ice core samples from the South Pole.

6. You keep losing cats through the cracks in the windowsill.

5. Your family huddles for warmth by the refrigerator.

4. More space heaters per square foot than carpet.

3. You beg the spiders to come back and weave insulating webs over the windows.

2. Your stuff keeps getting sucked up through the chimney.

And the #1 Clue Your Home Isn't Energy-Efficient:




1. You bathe inside the dishwasher.

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