Random GBA gotd 19: Keitai Denjuu Telefang 2 - Speed Version

Today's game is most likely one of the worst games for the GBA. Keitai Denjuu Telefang 2 - Speed Version, the Sequel to "Pokemon Diamond" for the GBC. Aka, you call these Pokemon like creatures on a cell phone and they come to your aid to give your phone number to another creature or soemthing. AEASDGASDG It's just freaking terrible, and I didn't bother playing it like I usually do since it took about 10 minutes to get through all of the text, so here I am saying how terrible it is.


A random number between 1 and 2803 is generated, and then I proceed to play the game that is attached to the number that is generated, no matter what it is.

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[KimblesTheBrave]

This just in, Pokemon was pirated too. Both Green and Crystal had some notably bad engrish bootlegs. You seemed to enjoy Fire Red without bias though, so I'm not quite sure what happened here.

Fire Red also featured huge amounts of japanese text. If you're refusing to play through some japanese RPGs but not all with that as your excuse, why even bother? A lame summary doesn't cut it here. At least say what was wrong with the game besides "I can't read". -_-

[weirdestchild]

I played Fire Red without Bias because I've played that game before. I knew exactly what I was doing. I didn't bother give this a chance because I played the Bootleg version of Pokemon Diamomnd and I didn't like it at all.

[andwhyisit]

Reviewing a game without playing it will only make people disrespect you as a reviewer. You must realise by not how pathetic your review sounds, and how it manages to contradict itself.

Personally I like the Telefang games because unlike the pokemon games they actually have a plot.

[weirdestchild]

Well tell you what, I'll skip through all the text parts and get to the actual gameplay and re-review it at a later date. I guess I kinda have to agree about reviewing a game I haven't really played, makes me sound a little bit like Jack Thompson.

[andwhyisit]

You review a game without playing it?

Pokemon Diamond was created when some chinese bootleggers decided to steal a quality game called Telefang and then fill it with bugs, then engrish text, and then try to pass it off as a pokemon title. The game Telefang (the Japanese one) was actually a good game and had nothing to do with pokemon apart from elements that have been common to monster collecting RPG titles for ages. The sequel should not be compared to Diamond but the real telefang games.

[ignaciokidscool]

TELEFANG ROXS!!!!!

[Staggger]

After you get through the text, it's hell of fun!

[nekosama23]

SCREW YOU!!!!!!! t(O. Ot)

[rhapsodythebest]

Crypto/Fungus pwn Pikachu any day of the week.

[UltimateDemonDog]

Oh yeah? You suck your mom's ass!

[DarkArckana]

get through the first ten minutes before you complain about it, sheesh!! I'd rather have the 10 minute text portion of the game than the 41 seconds of you complaining about a game you haven't even played yet. "He who can't dance thinks the music is no good"

[Blaziken257]

This game rocks! I don't see what's so bad about it. The prequel (the real one, not the bootleg one) is also very underrated. I like the cell phone idea, the battle system, and all the Denjuu!

[andwhyisit]

Cool, no worries then.