Financial Advice For The Creationist.
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One word: spiders.
3 years ago 7
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Forget about jumping up and down or driving a car over their organic waste to make oil.
The real money is in doing it with a steam roller and making it into a huge diamond.
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Haven't you heard of Popoff's prayer handkerchiefs? only $25 and 100% gauranteed. but your experiences may vary.
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Journal news 1 week later:
"Thousands of people reported dead or very sick after working in a uranium mine without any protection. Unfortunetely, the sick people won't even receive any medical support for they have all quit their insurance last week for a "prayer insurance.""
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FUCKING A! I was wondering when Kreashun Science was going to be applied!
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My best friends are God fearing oil-men.
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DerTromm1er, from Texas, here. I recently proposed your idea to Big Rich Oil Greedy Bastard (we're neighbors - in Texas, that means "within a few hundred miles of each other"). He said they'd already considered that (lunar oil drilling), but it was deemed legally unfeasible due to the fact that the moon is the only known natural habitat of the extremely endangered Invisible Pink Unicorn.
But your other ideas? Golden!
2 years ago 4
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Hold on,just have to become a Christian before making that call. Right,lets see. .read the Bible & believe it,ignore my rational & logical thinking. .
(cries) it must be satan within me,i've failed
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Dude, how could you forget to tell them not to spend money on vaccinations, when new dangerous viruses cannot evolve?
Mithcoriel 2 years ago
I didn't forget. I just didn't want it on my conscience if they followed my "advice". :)
philhellenes 2 years ago 2
LOL hilarious!
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A4AgnstcFndmntlst 3 years ago 5
Count me IN! We're gonna be rich, RICH I tell ya!
Do you sell chew toys for T-Rexes?
philhellenes 3 years ago 2
Is it sick and twisted of me to actually think about doing this just to see the reaction I would get? lol
MyPisceanNature 3 years ago 2
If I had the technology to record the calls, I would have made a few. ;)
philhellenes 3 years ago 2