(ARs) Alte Rockers: Senator's a Centerfold

With apologies to the J. Geils Band, JRC's Alte Rockers poke fun at Scott Brown, the junior Senator from Massachusetts.

Centerfold

Pinch me now! Can this be true?
There in Teddys seat,
A strapping young Republican
Grins at our defeat.

What did voters see in him?
Did Democrats go wrong?
What turned them to the GOP?
How did he turn them on?

Then last night, on CNN,
I saw what they had seen:
Its Senator McSteamy, in a Cosmo magazine.

Hes big and bold,
My id is raging uncontrolled--
The Senators a centerfold
(Senators a centerfold)

Too hot to get cold,
Like Michael Phelps, hes hung with gold! (Senators a centerfold)

When we saw Obama flex,
Showing off his manly pecs,
Voters should have known that we were in
For sexy views.
Now Murdochs got a Fox-y lady:
Sarah Palin, slim and shady, her
Intellect reflecting in those patent leather shoes.

But this man from Massachusetts
Has trumped them all, Id say--
That photograph shows everything
From Cape Cod to Back Bay!

Ive been cajoled,
That firm positions hard to hold--
The senators a centerfold
(Senators a centerfold!)

My vote is sold!
The bell on health care has been tolled.
(Senators a centerfold). Na na na na

When your countrys in a fix,
Its time for pin-up politics.
Problems come and problems go--
All that matters is the show.

The future of democracy
Is sure to be X-rated--
The swimsuit issues coming soon
In Congress Illustrated.

The problems that we face are tough--
We need a leader who is buff!
Who needs another year or three?
I know what Brown can do for me.

Why be a scold?
His views are something to behold!
The senators a centerfold
(Senators a centerfold)

Opinions polled—
His openness has been extolled
The senators a centerfold
(Senators a Centerfold)
Na na na na..

The fad takes hold--
But Robert Byrd, youre much too old!
The senators a centerfold
(Senators a centerfold)

Category:

Comedy

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• Political
• Parody