Lappy1.mov

Made the mistake of using two computers at work which violated some stupid rule. Now it is not used by anyone and I have affixed a crown to its slot in the cart. Stupidity of this magnitude should not go unpunished.

Lyrics:

Computer No. 1
Doesn't have much fun
sits on the shelf all day
never gets to play

Has a no life
no charge
don't query
Now my story is long
and it's kind of dreary

Seems I tried
to use it on the side
but I violated rules
made up by stupid fools

Can't use two computers
At the same time
they see it as a crime
to their bureaucratic rhyme
yes we love our rules
made up by stupid fools

we are stupid
but we have all the power
we are stupid
but we have all the power
we are stupid
but we have all the power

That laptop's in perpetual rest
Never used online or for a test
Just a symbol of my protest
Cause I refuse to be
As stupid as the rest.

It seems I have removed the charger
So it's power won't be getting any larger
Now its dead and can't be used
But I'm not mad
I'm just amused

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• laptop
• computer
• stupid
• education
• technology
• revenge
• school
• cretins
• nonsense
• retarded
• choke
• strangle
• kill
• mangle