Flight of the Conchords - Carol Brown

Loretta broke my heart in a letter
She told me she was leaving and her life would be better
Joan broke it off over the phone
After the tone she left me alone
Jen said she'd never ever see me again
When I saw her again, she said it again

Jan met another man
Leeza got amnesia just forgot who I am
Felicity, said there was no electricity
Emily, no chemistry
Fran ran, Bruce turned out to be a man
Flo had to go; I couldn't go with the flow

Carol Brown just took a bus out of town
But I'm hoping that you'll stick around

(He doesn't cook or clean; he's not good boyfriend material)
Ooh we can eat cereal!
(You'll lose interest fast, his relationships never last)
Shut up girlfriends from the past
(He says he'll do one thing and then he goes and does another thing)
Oh, who organised all my ex girlfriends into a choir and got them to sing?
(Ahh ahh ahh ahh ahh ahh ahh ahh)
Who? Who? Mmm, shut up
(Ahh ahh ahh ahh ahh ahh ahh ahh)
Shut up girlfriends from the past

Mimi will no longer see me
(Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo)
Britney, Britney hit me
(Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo)
Paula, Persephone, Stella and Stephanie
(Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo)
There must be 50 ways that lovers have left me
(Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo)

Carol Brown just took a bus out of town

Love is a delicate thing it could just float away on the breeze
(He said the same thing to me)
How can we ever know if I'm the right person in this world
(He means he looks at other girls)
Love is a mystery, it does not follow a rule
(This guy is a fool)
(He will always be a boy; he's a man that never grew up)
I thought I told you to shut u-u-up

(Ahh ahh ahh ahh ahh ahh ahh ahh)
Mona, you told me you were in a coma
(Ahh ahh ahh ahh ahh ahh ahh ahh)
Tiffany, you said that you had an epiphany
(Ahh ahh ahh ahh ahh ahh ahh ahh)
Mmm, would you like a little cereal?
(Ahh ahh ahh ahh ahh ahh ahh ahh)
Women, who asked this choir of my ex girlfriends?
Was it you, Carol Brown? Was it you, Carol Brown?

Carol Brown just took a bus out of town
But I'm hoping that you'll stick around
Stick around
(Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo)
Stick around
(Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo)
Doo doo doo doo doo doo stick around
Doo doo doo doo doo doo stick around

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[Greece11iem]

i thought i told you to shut u-u-up! LMAO

[musicmovement]

crazy guitars. i wonder if they really work.

[TheGdog3]

Would you like some cereal XD

[pizzapossu]

Shut up girlfriends from the past

.....

I thought I told you to shut u-u-up! : D

[topstot]

all ex girlfriends joining a choir is taken from zach galifianakis's comedy central show

[UnusedxName]

Bret's silly antics are so... well, silly. But, he always seems to be like that haha

[lpclassic60]

great song, funny and beautifully written. "mmmmm shut u-u-u-p!"

and on top of that, Jemaine has some smoking hot exes as well... haha like in the full choir the two with the curly hair on the far right... *panting*

[fifthdaughter]

I love this song!

[PanicGreenDayMCR]

hahaha i love 'mmmmmm shut up!'