Star Trek Voyager - Chakotay's Brain (Talkie, J/7)

I've done another one at last :) I'm a bit rusty so hopefully it's at least vaguely amusing. I also blame nilbig entirely for the Borg Queen comment.

Warnings: It's heavily J/7 with mention of sexy lady times. It's also rather anti-Chakotay, so if you're a rabid Chak fan it's probably not for you.

And before anyone really, really dim comments - yes, I know they're not really saying this in French - it's meant to be a joke.

Category:

Entertainment

Tags:

• star
• trek
• voyager
• janeway
• seven
• talkie
• j/7

[DV8ByDesign]

I LOVE YOUR TALKIES! LMAO! They always get me laughing when nothing else works! Please keep on making them! I need a LOT of laughter in my life right now! Did I mention that I LOVE THEM? LOL! I love the part about being in the wrong Talkie! LMAO! THANK YOU SO MUCH! Greatly appreciated! You know she is just saying what we ALL WOULD! LOL OR at least some of us wish we could! THANKS AGAIN! SAZZY AGAIN! :-D :-D :-D

[SazzyAgain]

@DV8ByDesign - LOL, I take it you like them then? ;) Thanks :D

[beccababbit]

Oh god I loved the bit at the end when the rest of the crew had left, and you know - -TITS- because we all know that's true. You turned me on a bit watching it, I thought, omg, are they really going to finally get it on on that wonderful large table?? God I wish!! Loved it Sazzy, just fantastic.

[SazzyAgain]

@beccababbit - the look on Janeway's face sure suggests she fancied it (I mean, really, who gets that seductive look on their face when talking about a space probe or whatever it was meant to be?) You know she came back in after the camera cut away and they did it ;)

[Kirame]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAA OMG I had a shit day this just made it grate. thank you thank you thank you!!

[SazzyAgain]

@Kirame - you're welcome, good to know I brightened your day a bit :)

[astrangeone]

Hahahah...ahem. A foursome with Janeway, Seven, B'lanna and the Borg Queen? Wow, Janeway has a scary imagination.

[DorianMichaelsIII]

@SazzyAgain One small question-- I keep trying to divine what they are talking about (and thus, what episode this is taken from) by trying to pick up on any little bits of English that slip through all the morass of French, but somehow I'm not hearing it-- What episode is this from?! Please help!! (Oh, and P.S-- I absolutely *adore* your talkies; please, for all that is raunchy, impure, and crass in this world, don't EVER stop making them!!)

[TheLeon96Ahuel]

@msinvincible2000 not, they say anything.... vous parlez français?

[TheLeon96Ahuel]

well, an other....wtf?

[PaganArwen]

I was watching an episode of Voyager when I found this. I was like "Hey this is familiar... then had to come by this video again, sync it with my television and laughed my ass off!

[cintamprod]

ROTFLMAO!!!

[LadySkylerNightStar]

Hahaha.... I laughed so much I have tears in my eyes. I love this!

[msinvincible2000]

when you are french, you don't enjoy this as it should :(

[gullivera]

There's just.... Something about B'elanna and Seven talking French. I'd love to hear more of that.

[justdar]

I don't know who you are, but I think you are my new best friend.