Hope Is For Morons - Ordono Mundi

One time fellow traveller welcome to the ministry of tspace time and the church of great stdy , I am the very reverend Ordo mundi humble servant of universe, maintainer of the laws of physic and student of the on ething greater than I am. great googly moogly

I like to begin this weeks saying of stuff with a reading from the book of Newton ..change be upon him...a great sage of the astronomers who gave us the lwas of motion so that we may be free from ignorance and live not as morons....And Isacc for that was also his name did set down upon the firmamnet the first law of motion and This law is known as the law of inertia. "A body continues to maintain its state of rest or of uniform motion unless acted upon by an external unbalanced force.. aint it so ...praise the Laws, let me hear ya say praise the laws..can I get a we know ..we know... yes we do

join me now and fill your lungs with a mix of gases from our atmosphere for our hymn today ..Morons are hoping,

Morons are hoping, God is the answer
to all the questions and mysteries too
astronmers study and then know the answers
you can all join us and know them too

Theer really is no god , at least not a person
you are not special hes not watching you
join us if you want to know the answers
join us and be an astronomer too

Mine is the starlight, mine is the knowing
Born of the one light, Universe made
Praise with elation, astronomers who have
studied universe and become sage

Yes morons are hoping , and hope is desperate and will not feed you nor save you from ignorance nor form in your brain the knowing of anything .
But morons ar ehappy ,,happy happy happyy ...and ignorance for many peole is bliss and even if it isnt , some mumbo jumbo vodoo nutta will come along and tell them ..You could be happy , you and you r petty , cosmically insignificant life, could be filled with happines and you personally could experiance a deep fullfullment in a spiritual way that only I and my voodoo bretheren can tell you all about .. just mumble the mumbo after me and you selfish personal happiness needs will be taken care of by god , who even tho he created universe and is currently manifesting his will over infinite time and all things , is personnalluy interested din your salvation, and your happness yes he is ,cos its all about you ..you wonderfully special person you let me hear you say vodooo..voodoo...its voodoo , taking you away from the road , stealling you from the path of study and making you a navel gazing twat, more concerned with ya own smugg self satifaction than doing or knowing anything usefull .. Astronomers may be happy or may not be happy , and your happiness or lack of it may influence universe in many ways ..but I can asure you it will not change the sacred facts , not alter the laws of physics and no amount of happiness will yield or prevent a unified theory of all energy and mass we see , from being discovered..So let us not dwell in the selfish domain of personal fullfillment , there is nothing to saveyou from but ignornce and nobody is listening to yo prayer s but you , so get up of ya knees and come study...remeber many of our revered forebears , galileo , copernicus, kepler, gave up their lives , there comforts their safety and yea even their happiness , to know more about universe than was know already...Ahem ...let us know

OH Universe that is not happy or sad at our coming or going
tho we may be as we know we will come and go
OH Universe that is not fullfilled by our motions or actions
tho we may think upon them and guage them for ourselves
OH Universe that is not concerned with our well being , or survival
tho we may take stock of them to continue our study
OH Universe that cares not for our good deeds or bad
so we may be without like or dislike for them also
OH Universe that is not happy or sad at our coming or going
Reveal the facts , and the laws to us the astronomers
so we may deal with the morons and ignorant savages
bringing them with us on the etrnal road of infinite study

Spacetime

Well thanks for listening , dont forget to vist our website theastronomers.org and help us on our sacred quest to rid the world of ignorance, spread the facts and buy the planet ..remember this is your one time , this is the time of choice , this is the middle of time , here we are and here is where its at..great googly moogly..

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[dutchcast84]

Deek needs to be on tv.

Let's get deek on tv!

[pvanhoof]

Thank you, Deek

[LordLindsey12]

Who REALLY runs our world?

US congresswoman Cynthia McKinney has come out and blamed the pro-Israel Lobby in America (AIPAC, ADL, ZOA, etc) for ruining her political career. While in congress she refused to sign the pro-Israel pledge and took a pro-Palestinian stance. Because of this, McKinney said “war was declared” on her by the Jewish lobby. In 2009 she told TIU's Ognir that “more than 99% of Congress work for Pro Zionist Israeli interests.”

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[Enzo012]

But where did The Laws (of physics) come from?

[MrSieish]

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[PhetBoy]

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The Message is fuckin great, And its SOOO fuckin ridiculous..

Voo Doo Shadow Power High Five!

Americas Sleepin..

[YukiNekoPrincess]

"There really is no god , at least not a person" <- lol, both stupid atheistic materialism and retarded religious fundamentalism are based on the silly idea that God is supposed to be a person.

[briggles]

I agree!

[maqsad1]

Hallelujahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

[blazerblast]

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