Official " Don't Touch My Junk ! " TSA Training Video

Old 2001 TSA Training video on how to properly handle your junk during pat down searches at Airports. Did you know you can hide 25 pounds of C4 explosive inside a human colon.

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News & Politics

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• TSA
• search
• Don't
• touch
• my
• junk
• man
• USA
• airport
• pat
• down
• groping
• hands
• fondle
• grope
• two
• in
• the
• pink
• one
• stink
• Obama
• Pelosi

[DackIsBack]

Ah, LOL...

You forgot the vigorous breast groping tho!!

[WalleyTV]

@DackIsBack ,

Coming soon : )

[XFuncCaRteR]

lol

[WalleyTV]

@XFuncCaRteR ,  Thanks! At this rate the next step is body cavity searches. Did you see the Youtube video where the TSA body grope a 3 year old! Crazy!

[liquidus2172]

Squeeze...Squeeze...Squeeze !!!

Oh no! Sir i think i found a white liquid explosive, it came from the penis sir!

[eddWyrd]

@DackIsBack LOL that's exactly what I was thinking. Are those implants or packets of pte? How will we tell the difference?

[wavepsychic]

Yeah because I'm going to cut my cock and balls off just to replace them with PTE's.

[KhmerD0g]

hahahaaaaa. vagina.

[CanadaLarry]

They forgot a very imortant part of the grope,

If the Penis begins to swell up while handling the Testicles, call in the police because this,,, man, woman, whatever,,, may be a Terrorist and will have to be shot imediatly before he, she whatever can do any more harm to America.

[Solarcoreg]

Wow. This made my night. Enjoy the power trip is great. Thank you for the great video.

[cavaliers60]

Next thing you should do... Make a music video using the Who's "See Me, Feel Me" song. :D

[TheHolySpirit]

That's put my mind at rest. Your Government do this to you because they obviously love you.

:D

[george6900]

I think I have pte right now. could you send someone over to my house.