Art of Bleeding's APE vs. XANAX

Abram the Safety Ape speaks out (and rhymes) on the topic of the Connecticut Chimp Tragedy. DRUGS AND CHIMPS DON'T MIX, KIDS! For more info on Abram, his staff of nurses, and the educational ambulance adventures of the Art of Bleeding, visit www.artofbleeding.com.

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[thenewhotfire]

Funny!!!

[Sinchae]

Thank you Abram for helping me be safe and informed!!! I will take my chimp off of his meds immediately. You and your nurses really saved my life, thanks again.

[Nanumir]

ni66uhr xanstein

[eveningprim]

damn straight...........

[inksac]

Abram, always wise, always right on! I eagerly anticipate returning to LA to learn more great and practical safety tips from you. Plus, your nurses are complete vixens.

[TracyInsomiac]

Abram! Control your Nurses!!!!

[AurianaLynn]

Wow, I definitely don't want that to happen to me! Those nurses look so strung out! So wait....do you think giving my chimp ritalin is okay?