"Tor Hershman's AmaZING Grace"

[Parody] - A man grown RICH from selling humans as slaves wrote Amazing Grace.
The concept of Grace is so evil, vile beasts can pretend they have a Free Pass, a Get Out Of Jail Free card; this is the BIG drawning card for ALL major religions.
Tor Hershmans AmaZING Grace is a quintesentially profound romp into parody gone right.

These are the original lyrics

"Amazing Grace"

"Amazing grace, how sweet the sound
That savd a wretch like me!
I once was lost, but now am found,
Was blind, but now I see.

Twas grace that taught my heart to fear,
And grace my fears relievd;
How precious did that grace appear,
The hour I first believd!

Thro many dangers, toils and snares,
I have already come;
Tis grace has brought me safe thus far,
And grace will lead me home.

The Lord has promisd good to me,
His word my hope secures;
He will my shield and portion be,
As long as life endures.

Yes, when this flesh and heart shall fail,
And mortal life shall cease;
I shall possess, within the veil,
A life of joy and peace.

The earth shall soon dissolve like snow,
The sun forbear to shine;
But God, who calld me here below,
Will be forever mine."

[John (Slave Trader) Newton, Olney Hymns, 1779]

Now, here are my parody lyrics

"Tor Hershman's Amazing Grace"

"Amazing Grace how sweet her Mounds
she gave a wretch like me
Dick once was soft but now is sound
so hard I can knot pea

twas Grace who pulled my heart so near
right next to her cleavage
so sexy did hot Grace appear
Dee cup, I do believe

Though many Who Ters, sweet and bear
already made me come
Grace has hum id me the best so far
Graces grace graced my bone

My low id has squirted out of me
gu goes splat on the floor
then Grace makes me again h orny
no need for pills, for sure

I hope when flesh and heart shall fail
and all of life shall cease
when mortician lifts up my veil
he views a worn-out pea ease

Earth, eons hence, dissolves like snow
the sun, red giant shine
but right here, right now, I do know
Grace made my twine feel fine."

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• girls
• women
• amazing
• grace
• parody
• satire
• comedy
• atheist
• godless
• satanless

[EvilSkeptic]

Wow. Six comments and only mine shows up. I wonder why, Tor..? Nice rating too.

[TOR1Hershman]

You are most wise, Evil Skeptic, to ask Tor to explain that which you wonder about for Tor can answer all the "BIG" questions and some little ones, as the following wee answer shows.

Well, I wanted to get the right post for you so I posted then deleted several THEN I forgot to post the finished response, till now.

BTW: Low Ratings from low____s makes moi feel quite fine.  If I wanted only high ratings I would not make films that show the truth.

[TOR1Hershman]

- original post -

Soooo, ES thinks images of pretty girls are Garbage.

It must be true for anyone soooooooooo steeped in such incredibly brilliant originality as to coin a phrase the likes of....."don't give up your day job" must be correct.

[mrbluetoothward]

Hey one of them is my girlfriend!

[happysleazeball]

At least someone else finds the concept of Grace vile. Child molesters will be in heaven while I'm burning in hell for masturbation.

[EvilSkeptic]

Hey Thor. Would you please not spam our site with your garbage. And really, don't give up your day job.

Kil  SFN