(I Wish I Had) That Carrie Prejean Sex Tape

I wish I had that Carrie Prejean sex tape
I'd post it on YouTube for you to see
And I'll bet there'd be a million views by midnight
But I don't so here's this little tune from me

There wasn't anyone there to applaud her
So all alone she gave herself a hand
Her boyfriend liked it so she made some sequels
That girl sure does know how to please her man

Now Google's nearly gagging on the searches
While someone's running bootleg DVD's
And I'm writing this song downloading pictures
From Playboy that I found on TMZ.. dot com

I really wish I had that Carrie Prejean sex tape
I know that's what you're really looking for
But just wait a while I'm sure it's gonna show up
'Cause nothing's really private anymore
Yeah, just wait around I'm sure it's gonna show up
Ain't nothing really private anymore

Careful what you post, kiddies!

Words and Music by William O. Richardson
© 2009 Unpublished Songs (SESAC)
PO Box 120811, Nashville, TN, 37212

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[alargedog]

dont know the story behind this song willy but great strumming n singing #####

[willyr9]

Thanks, largedog. I guess that story's a USA thing. She became the darling of the conservatives when she said gay people shouldn't get married at the Miss USA pageant and then got fired by Donald Trump because she was too busy with political rallies to be Miss California. She sued the pageant for $1M and then they wanted the money they'd spent on her boob job back. So Trump's lawyers showed this naked video she'd emailed her boyfriend of her, uh, "going solo." Poor Carrie! Funny though.

[Rudy9343]

I don’t really understand the reason Gaga needs to get topless, but hey, who doesn’t like naked celebrities - naked ladygaga. NET -

[Joyous2246]

I love her. I think she's the future of pop music and an inspiration to a lot of people including me. ;D - Naked Lady Gaga. C000M - -

[LessHairMoreFace]

an other good one,

[subversyv]

rad

[mjtopia]

That was hilarious, good work!

[TimMcMullen]

Great topical song—hilarious specific detail with an important universal message. Very fine work!

Tim McMullen

[adelfred]

This is so so funny ROTFL!!!

[bulbheadmyass]

Good summary, Will. This vid might be my fave of yours now. Actually, it is now faved and on my channel.

[bulbheadmyass]

OMG, Will, this is absolutely hilarious. The song is wonderful and the video is perfect. I've watched it three times and I'm still LOL.

[tsinivla]

Hope you get the tape!!! :)