Tranny Tag & Operation TransDom!!!

I like Operation TransDom better than Project TransDom. What do YOU think?

{PROJECT TRANSDOM} {rough, very rough!}
{This is expected to be played out over three, ~10 minute vids}
[Material in these type of [brackets] are visuals. The rest is spoken]
{comments are in these brackets}
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[Psylosybin Productions in conjunction with Rapacious Insectoid Studios presents...Project TransDom]

["All war is deception."
—Sun Tzu]

[Alexander the Great] Alexander the Great
[Genghis Khan] Genghis Khan
[Napoleon Bonaparte] Napoleon Bonaparte

Like those that came before him Alexstarza Strophanthus started as a small time player on YouTube, but was quickly propelled into the limelight. Originally creating some stunningly evocative videos, the much beloved Viscount aspired to far loftier goals...

[...then causing heterosexual males to secretly admit that they "liked" the Viscount a bit too much.]

...such as creating a truly epic video series! Instead, much as Alexander, GK, and Napoleon had done before him, Stroph fell into the trap of creating a Day of the Week Tranny channel that, with the exception of a few interesting bits about gender, produced a steady stream of
DREK...
[If you could be an animal, what kind of an animal would you be?]
DRIVEL...
[Can you spike your hair without using product?]
And DREN...
[Can you draw your eyebrows on without looking?]

With his new found fame came more and more pressures; the new channel took up much of his time as did the additional subscribers, many wanting a piece of his porcelain white skin to wear in an amulet as a talisman. Then there were the reams of spam, a good deal from those that did not take kindly to others who enjoy the company of arachnoids and reptiles.

With all these distractions the promise of a grand epic videos lay farther from the receding horizon then ever before. But like the greats that came before him, our much beloved Viscount realized that his brief world domination segment, sandwiched b/t his "Happy Birthday Brycie!" video could be truly transformed into an epic tale, if it were to become "undisputed reality" [Snail Taco vid visual]. Rather then spending his days "painting flesh-eating unicorns frolicking among oceans of twilight clouds", as AG, GK and NP had done in their youth, the High Priest of Switchgrass, our most beloved Viscount Strophanthus would instead conquer the world. The torch has been passed. Destiny waits!

But how to conquer the world? Being an avid reader of scientific journals and historical documents, Stroph had noticed an interesting anomaly in the articles he read. Apparently development of a secret technology first became evident in 1984, something known as a reality distortion field. Using Google Patent search our most beloved discovered that a number of patent references first filed by Apple Computer had been classified top secret by the US Military. Using Google FreeInfo4All and Google HackIt, Alex was able to obtain the working blueprints for a mind control device that had actually been successfully tested on unsuspecting citizens just before the start of the Iraqi War. This weapon could surreptitiously alter the perception of reality of almost any individual when its signal is conveyed through cell phone, computer, GPS device, or mp3 player. There was only one problem. Rational thinkers, like Atheists, except the ones that go blathering on and on about how great their iPhone, iPods, and iMacs are, were immune to its effects. There was one caveat, if the signal was used concomitantly in the presents of a manipulative, narcissistic, and highly charismatic person, the two acting together should bend the mind of even the most rational blok. Without a moments thought, Charles Manson and Micheal James immediately came to mind. Charlie was not available, but Michael James was perfect!

{it goes on...}

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[ghostinthefog1666]

rid*

[premed2]

huh?

[ghostinthefog1666]

who could have come up with a rediculous idea like this?

[premed2]

What amazes me is that the idea is still as poignant and topical today than it was 8 month ago!

[heatherlynblue]

so damn sexy...

sounds like a great project. :)

[premed2]

Destiny waits!

[ghostinthefog1666]

i spelled ridiculous wrong.

[Ouina1]

im so HORNY!! wow! hehe. some1 should msg me if they wnat 2 cyber. c

[CadicusTheDamned]

Eeeek! I've been discovered!

*Lifts up skirt and runs away.*

[premed411]

Don't fuck with me! That's a computer generated goatee.

[CadicusTheDamned]

I don't want to shave my goatee. I look like a bloated alcoholic with a double chin without it, probably because I'm a bloated alcoholic.

[randomwisdom2012]

DOOO IT!!!!!!!!!!