Coming Soon...Distortion Skateboards

Founded in 2009 by friends-gone-buisiness-associa tes, Distortion Skateboards was built upon the belief in this psuedo-philosophical statement;

By skaters.
For skaters.

New to the dog-eat-dog world of buisiness, albeit, well known in the realm of skating, Distortion Skateboards is a company (warning: term used very loosly) that aims to please the eyes, the skater instinct, and (if you play your cards right) the genitalia. With the custom made skateboards we're working on crankin' out, you're likely to get laid upon flashing the deck graphic to any female in the surrounding area.

well, you...maybe not....but you get the point.

We'll be posting new deck graphics, skate videos, and random crap that is relevent to, well, probably nothing. All for your viewing pleasure (assuming you'll watch).

If you're a decent skater, know Long Island (wether or not Long Island knows you doesn't really matter) hit us up and you could be in a promo. Who knows, if you hook us up with some good footy, then maybe we'll hook you up with a custom deck.

Drop us a line at:

DistortionSkateboards@yahoo.co m

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[shortsk8er2727]

Nice..Decent can you make me a board? E-mail me rubi428@aim.com thanks!