Date the Hot Girl in the Office

http://www.youtube.com/user/TheGuysManual Grape-Nuts and ESPN's Kenny Mayne team up to give you a few lessons on office romance so you can land a date with the hottest girl in the office in this episode of the Guy's Manual. HOST KENNY MAYNE
Guys, you see that? Pete's got it
bad. That far away look. Those dewy
eyes. He's got a fever, and the
only cure...is a date with the hot girl at
the office. But, like most guys,
Pete gets a little nervous in the
moment.
Don't worry, Pete. It's bad but
it's not ""Rosie O'Donnell Variety
Show"" bad. You just need a little
backup if you want to seal the
deal. Backup in the form of these
simple nuggets of wisdom.
Look, it's competitive out there.
This lady has her choice of power
players and face men. You'll need
to stand out.
Just play to your strengths. A
little humor can go a long way.

PETE
...so I says to him, ""Okay, now you
turn your head and cough.""

HOST KENNY MAYNE
It also never hurts to find some
common ground.
What does she like to do outside of
work...things that if you did them
together wouldn't smack of ""date.""
That's a carabiner he's got there.
Yeah, I had to look it up, too.
But still, Pete's subtlety will
work like catnip, so long as he
doesn't get too crazy.
HOT GIRL
Are you okay?

PETE
I'm puuuurfect.

HOST KENNY MAYNE
And lastly, it's ultra important to
find the right moment. Timing is
everything. Strike at the wrong
moment, and all could be lost.

ALIX
so I finally told
the vet to put Mittens to sleep.
Pete leans in from his cubicle.

PETE
Hey beautiful, you in the mood for
some Tapas?
She bursts into tears.

HOST KENNY MAYNE
Let the moment happen naturally.
Organically. You say, ""I'm so happy
it's Friday."" She says, ""Tell me
about it."" Then you chime in with,
""You know, I was gonna work off the
stress at the climbing wall this
weekend. Wanna come?"" When she
smiles, you'll know you're in.
The fever of love, it can render
the toughest of men delirious. But
not Pete. He was willing to go the
distance and find the cure. Until
next time, enjoy being a man who
gets things done.

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• Grape Nuts
• nugget of wisdom
• Kenny Mayne
• relationship advice
• girlfriend
• hottie
• furries
• dating
• co-worker
• dating tips
• Guy's Manual
• ESPN
• advice

[ps365gamer]

WTF did I just watch!

[aks73]

haha..funny shit.

[xchris109x]

why would you want to date a cat lady

[treeslungsveins]

John c Riley

[arafat88ryu]

First, get a good hair cut.

[Dominator5515]

shes ugly

[Annabells117]

I don't quite understand how I ended up watching this, but it was funny! :)

[MJ4everTheKing]

grape nuts, cures your every problem

[knives4cash]

AAAAAAGH FURRY!!! KILL IT WITH FIRE, BEFORE IT DROWNS US ALL IN ITS YAOI, CRACK-PAIRING FANFICTION!!!

[zestybeste]

What they couldn't get John C. Riley?

[TheHyperactiveIdiot]

I'm PURRRRRRFECT!!!

[DOYLERULES69X]

Holy fuck I think this was made for me.