No Evidence Of Feces At MKE USAREC

2)Only the first pane of glass was broken on the windows,
therefore making it imppossible for there to be any damage inside, including feces

http://milwaukee.indymedia.org/en/2007/04/207122.shtml


I brought my camera crew (me, myself and I) to the Milwaukee
USAREC looking for evidence of fecal matter. Had there in fact
been bodily fluids used in the protest, surely there would remain
some DNA (dirty, nappy alkaloids) even after a good cleanup and
scrubbing, right?

So what did I find? None. Never was any. Proof which this video
evidence will show. Yippie.

Yes, despite reports in the Journal Sentinel, TMJ 4, fox, cbs (the
list goes on and on) there was no fecal matter left behind in that
protest.

Thank you Staff Sergeant Sergeant. (I chose to leave out her last name
in this story, and she told me her first name was Sergeant. So that's
that.)

RUSH TRANSCRIPT follows.

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RUSH TRANSCRIPT.




Hello,

Hello sir, can I help you?

I'm looking for evidence of fecal matter.

Umm, excuse me, sir?

My name's [marco] Nice to meet you.

Nice to meet you too, sir; but you won't find any fecal matter
unless you go through that door right there, which is a bathroom.

There never was any fecal matter here in the last two months?

There never was, nope. No fecal matter.

Honetly? You're the most honest military person I have seen in my life.
And I'm military, prior service myself.

The night that they broke the window? there was no entrance.

It spread through the press like you wouldn't believe, I don't know who
put that out and I'm with indymedia.

Oh, I know; but there was no entrance into the recruiting station at all that night.

OK, thanks so much.

You're welcome! Is there anything else I can help you with?

Nope, my first name's marc. Nice to meet you.

My name's Sergeant.

Thank you so much because, because I mean, no one would confirm
or deny that for weeks.

The police as a matter of fact has called us.

I mean they broke the outside window and not the inner one
so logic would have you conclude that there couldn't have been
fecal matter inside at that point.

That's why those young adults only got disorderly conduct
instead of any federal charges because they never gained
entrance on federal property.

You are welcome, sir; take it easy.

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• war
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[spartan2600]

"um, hello, how may i help you?"

"hello, I'm looking for evidence of fecal matter."

"excuse me?"

LOL