Chop-Sucky: Bad Kung Fu Dubs - Party Pack Assortment #17

I've been slacking on all-time classics for a bit, so, sandwiched between an obscure crime drama (with an obscure star) and another Bruceploitation laugher, is an American icon that may not even have that status in its native land. But who cares? We love the Mob here. As follows:
"The Association",
starring Byong Yu and Mao Ying
"The Five Venoms", aka "The Five Deadly Venoms",
starring Kuo Chui and Chiang Sheng
"Tower of Death", aka "Game of Death II",
starring Kim Tae Jeong and Hwang Jang Lee

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[mfmeulenbelt]

Tower of Death looks deliciously awful... I can't wait till I've finished downloading it.

By the way, do you know which movie was sampled for the Ghostface Killah track Laced Cheeba? It sounds so bad I want to see that movie too.

[JoseBronxRican]

@mfmeulenbelt I just looked up 'Laced Cheeba' and instantly recognized samples from "Legendary Weapons of China" (aka "...of Kung Fu"). I already presented a clip of that one; unfortunately, Celestial Pictures was pushing, so I had to remove that one and other clips that singularly feature a Shaw film. We'll see what I can do in the future once I get my older clips specially archived.

[RoguePirate82]

"Do you realise that you're obstructing the lore?" XD

I never understood that voice actor's struggle with words like "law" (he screwed it up in Master of Death as well) or "fought" (Secret Rivals) but every time he gets it wrong I laugh so hard I think my spleen's going to explode.

[JoseBronxRican]

@RoguePirate82 I can't really blame an accent, but I can still laugh a bit at it. I was thinking I should've considered including the part in 'The Victim' where Sammo's character admonishes Chang Yi's villain for 'kidnapping my marr.' If/when I start archiving my old clips, I could probably do it then.

[Girighet]

"I might be a Kung Fu expert... BUTINEEDCASH!"

My quote of the week right there.

[RockoMyler]

And once again, Hwang Jang Lee's voice gets the shaft.

[MiB20]

YOU MAD?

[Torgdor]

Another brilliant Chop-Sucky.

[CTHimes]

Please never stop doing these videos. I love them to death!