Paul Anka Band Meeting Rant (Dialogue Only)

"No tee shirts on stage..." "Who are you watching?" "Where's Joe?"




Canadian born singer, songwriter Paul Anka first became famous as a teen idol in the late 1950s and 1960s with hits songs like "Diana," "Lonely Boy," and "Put Your Head on My Shoulder." He went on to write such well known music as the theme for "The Tonight Show" Starring Johnny Carson and Tom Jones' biggest hit, "She's A Lady." and the English lyrics for Frank Sinatra's signature song, "My Way."

The phrases from this band meeting, "I slice like a hammer" and "Don't make a maniac out of me" were used by Al Pacino's villainous character Willy Bank in the film Ocean's 13.

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[bumfug1]

Put this audio to the Hitler movie visuals that are always being shown with the comedy subtitles. I opened for this little douchebag years ago at the Arco Arena in Sacramento and nothing anybody could ever post about him would be too harsh.

[styleomatic]

@bumfug1 I gotta hear more about the episode at Arco Arena... 

[jeffkahl]

@docthebluesman it's one thing to be a professional and there's another to be a slave. I don't need a job that badly to deal with a prick like Anka.

[docthebluesman]

I play drums for a frontman who is a local star. He hired me. My job is to make him look good. The band is not a democracy. I don't get a vote. I give my opinion when he asks for it. Otherwise, I do what he tells me to do. That's just the way it is. And you know what? That's fine with me. He writes the checks and that makes him the boss. If you don't want to play under those rules, don't take that kind of job. But if you take the job, do what you're paid to do. It's called being a professional.

[CzapigaKielbasa]

@8484terry I think Joe is outside getting ready to whip Anka's ass! I can not believe how big this guy's head his. He's an okay singer but certainly nothing special. He write's well, but big deal, so do a lot of other people. WAY TOO BIG FOR HIS BRITCHES!

[CzapigaKielbasa]

A little advice to you Anka, YOU ARE REPLACEABLE TO!

[CzapigaKielbasa]

@docthebluesman And Anka is acting like a professional? This guy has done nothing to treat people like this. There is only one guy in this business who could pull this off and that is buddy Rich, because he could back it up. Or should I say walk the talk.

What a total asshole Anka is being. If he thinks he's the only important one on that stage, HE MORE CLUELESS THEN HE ALREADY IS.

Here's the reason, without the band behind him, he's NOTHING!

WHAT AN ASSHOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[rockn0329]

"When I move, I slice like a fuckin' hammer!!!" What a tool...

[Page1944]

@zoomcat818 of course you would, mr. anonymous behind a keyboard.

[zoomcat818]

WHY DO MUSICIAN'S TAKE THIS' I WOULD KNOCK HIM ON HIS ASS

[SamWhitemoon1]

Joe went to HR....

[MichaelHansenFUN]

@denplanet1 all i remember is that it happened 13 years ago

this was during howards last time on public radio

2002

i think.

[denplanet1]

@MichaelHansenFUN Is it posted anywhere? Would LOVE TO hear Anka try and explain his megalomaniac rant!