wayno's lesbian girlfriend(he lost virginity to)

IMAGINE VACUMING YOUR FLOOR AS OPRAH WINFREY IS PLAYING ON THE T.V., IN THE BACKGROUND YOU HEAR A FAMILIAR VOICE. YOU LOOK AT THE TUBE AND YOU RELIZE THE IRATE WOMAN SCREAMING IN THE AUDIENCE OF OPRAH IS LYNN SCARO THE WOMAN WHO WHEN YOU WERE 15 YRS OLD YOU LOST YOUR VIRGINITY TO. THATS EXACTLY WHAT HAPPENED TO WAYNO DRAINO 20 YRS AGO. HE BROKE UP WITH LYNN BECAUSE HER SNATCH TASTED LIKE A FISH FACTORY(BY THE WAY IT WAS THE FIRST SNATCH HE EVER TASTED AND PEOPLE WONDER WHY HE HAS MENTAL PROBLEMS)THERE RELATIONSHIP ENDED WHEN HE WAS CAUGHT CHEATING ON HER WITH TWO PENTHOUSE PET LIKE SISTERS WHO WERE CAUGHT SKINNY DIPPING WITH HIM. AFTER WAYNO BROKE UP WITH HER ,LYNN CUT HER LONG BEUTIFUL HAIR JOINED THE ARMY AND BECAME THE HARSH BUTCH TUNA LICKING LESBO YOU SEE IN THIS CLIP(LETS HOPE THE TUNA LYNN IS LICKING DOESN'T REALLY TASTE LIKE TUNA LIKE HERS DID!!!!!! BY THE WAY THE THEME OF THE SHOW WAS WOMEN WHO THOUGHT, AFTER BEING UNDER HIPNOSIS THAT THEY WERE FINGER FUCKED BY THERE FATHERS IN THE CRIB WHEN THEY WERE LIKE 3 MONTHS OLD. THAT POOR BASTARD WHO LOOKS SHIT SCARED IN THE CLIP IS LYNNS FATHER .AFTER LYNN AND WAYNO HAD BROKEN UP LYNN TOLD HIM THAT HER FRIEND DEBBIE WHO ALWAYS HUNG AROUND WITH THEM AS A THIRD WHEEL WAS REALLY HER OTHER BISEXUAL LOVER, WHILE WAYNO WAS LOSING HIS CHERRY TO HER.TO BAD AT THE TIME WAYNO WAS AN INNOCENT CHARACTER,(NOT LIKE NOW) MAYBE HE COULD HAVE HAD A THREESOME AS HIS FIRST TIME, I'M SURE THAT WOULD HAVE HELPED HIS EMOTIONAL STATE FOR LIFE. AGAIN FINAL NOTE MY SPELLING AND GRAMMER SUCKS!

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• PHSYCO
• LESBIAN
• RAGE
• CARPET
• CRUNCHER
• DERANGED
• ARMY
• THERAPY

[joeyshotz2006]

hey wayno u banged that dyke good going haha

guess u didnt make her straight =)