This is possibly the funniest Presidential Debate you'll ever watch. We got bored during colorguard rehearsal so we decided to have a little fun. This was all completely random and thought of on the spot :P
Desiree - Comes in first (Opposes McCain)
Marisa (Me) -Comes next (Opposes Obama)
Ashlee - plays piano
Olivia - Films and laughs
What is said/done:
(Ashlee playing piano)
(laughter) (random talking)
Desiree: Have you found any dirt on...OBAMA?
Marisa: He's MUSLIM!
Desiree: Ah! How dare you say it! He is ????
Marisa: What about your white man?
(Haha, white man)
Desiree: You mean...John McCain?
Marisa: No, the other white one, Hillary Clinton!
Desiree: She's not a man! Well maybe..
Marisa: Have you seen the internet pictures?
Desiree: No! But I did find out that....he wants to drill! and it will not save us tax payers any money!
Marisa: Well Obama supports gay rights!
Desiree: Gays have every right to get married!
Marisa: Maybe they do, maybe they don't but according to his Muslim religion it is bad! Bad, bad, bad I tell you!
Desiree: What if you were gay? Would you like to hide (?) it?
Marisa: If I were gay........I would go for you my love
Desiree: Ahhh, but..you are an Obama hater so GET AWAY!
Marisa: It was all a trick anyway, I was going to deceive you.
Desiree: ??? John McCain
Marisa: Plus Barrack Obama, he has been seen with the FBI's top most wanted list, with a woman perhaps, whose name cannot be identified at this spoken time
Desiree: John McCain has 45 lobbyists, raising money for his campaign, more than any other pooolitician
Marisa: But, atleast McCain doesn't get his from the Middle East, which are at war with.
Desiree: We should not be at war with the Middle East, because we are not fighting our war, we are fighting...their war (spits)
Marisa: Oh yes, oh yes, well..how do you like the fact that he does not salute....the american flag.
Desiree: How do you like that fact the John McCain is old?
Marisa: That makes his wise my young friend, makes him wise, wise, wise.
Desiree: John McCain does not support torture ?????????? but he ????? Which is a type of torture, my friend.
Marisa; Oh yes, but Barrack Obama has many ties to Pakistinians and some from Al Quieda, they have plans to torture us from the inside out, our country will cease to exist.
Desiree: You bore me.
Marisa: Let's see you come up with better. MRS. MCCAIN!
Desiree: I am not Mrs. McCain, I am Mrs. Obama, I am Barrack Obama's lover (pauses) But, John McCain has 8 houses, if you do not include the 9, which is the one he just bought for his daughter WHILE Barrack Obama has ONE house, which he pays his taxes on AH! what now?!
Marisa: But how did he get the money for those houses?
Desiree: ?? Corporate Law
Marisa: On what? Student Loans?
Desiree: He's a senator.
Marisa: And? That does not explain...the before.
Desiree: He wants to bring in money, John McCain is one of the richest millionaires, in the senate
Marisa: Oh yes. But Barrack Obama is MUUSLIM! He will not swear on the Bible, he will swear on the Karaan!!!
Desiree: THE KARAAN IS THE BIBLE!
Marisa: NOT TO AMERICA!
Desiree: Not to Christians!
Marisa: HE IS MUSLIM!
Desiree: John McCain is white!
Marisa: HE IS A WOMEN!
Desiree: I'm also iffy about John McCain on that issue, so I'm not even going to talk about that.
Marisa: We stand (?) Now we must duke!!!
(drums) (laughter)
Marisa: OW!
Desiree: (Laughs) I'm sorry, Hold on.
(laughter)
Marisa: WA-PAW!
(Desiree screeches)
Marisa: THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU!
(Desiree screeches again)
Marisa: Well that was fun.
Desiree: Ok, my back is wet
Marisa: Obama will destroy us all.
Desiree: John McCain is the devil.
Marisa: Obama is the anti-christ
Desiree: She is illiterate
Marisa: She's got freckles (random singing) Obama is Muuzzlim!!
Desiree: John McCain is old
Marisa: We have pictures of Obama at his MADRASSA!
Desiree: We have pictures of John McCain in his underwear!
Marisa: McCain is a women! Wait...
Desiree: Wait.. (laughter) she is stupid!!!
Marisa: OBAMA is a women.
Desiree: John McCain I'm undecided on.
Ashlee: Wait, it should go like this, Desiree, how do you rebuttal?
Desiree: I ??? negative...I have cross examination.
Marisa: I didn't hear the question.
(laughter)
Desiree: Eh! I'm wet, yep that's true
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3 Women Onlyby abayazidi693 views
The ONLY part of this video that just makes me laugh until I cry is at 4:43.
Listening now I'm like "Where did that random percussion come from? o.O"
TheycallmeeT 9 months ago