Borgnine IS The Laser Master! Mercenary and CIA freelancer Gold (Brandon Lee) is sent to rescue Dr. Braun (Borgnine) and his know-how of constructing nuclear weapons from precious diamonds from evil Russian/Latin American/African commandoes with the help of Braun's buxom, VW van driving daughter. Brought to you in beautiful thrift store VHS.
Is it the awful acting, the ridiculous concept, or the complete disregard for everything that we know about science that makes this film brilliant?
The lasers. It's definitely the lasers.
DrChalkwithering 1 month ago
Fuck yeah Laser Mission! I was disappointed that Major Lazer was not in this fine film.
sheslostcontrol24 2 months ago
THIS IS AWESOME
Bossafro 2 months ago
I've seen this whole movie. There is not a single laser, the same black guy gets killed 300 times, and the lady intentionally went running around the desert and dangerous territory in dress and heels.
SuperSaiyanUnicorns 2 months ago
Does the woman wear the same dress throughout the entire film? Odd.
mrhades652 6 months ago
2:35 Terrorist-Duane?! D:
nocturnGER 8 months ago
Freedom?
Anyways, seriously nice job deadvcr; thanks for sharing
SleepDirtyJazzySet 8 months ago
There was a disappointing lack of lasers in this movie.
JohntheNonCultist 8 months ago
LASERS + DIAMONDS = FISSION BOMB
Santeria231 8 months ago
...That would be nice
angelmassb 8 months ago