PERSIAN-ASSYRIAN BRUCE LEE

PERSIAN BRUCE LEE " EDWARD PETROSSI "
EDWARD TRULY IS A ROLE MODEL FOR US ALL.
HE LOOKED FEAR RIGHT IN THE FACE, GRABBED IT BY ITS COLLAR, AND SPIT IN ITS EYE. NOT TO ... all » MENTION HE SINGLE FOOTEDLY BEAT THE JESUS OUT OF YOUNG COREY ALLEN FUNK, THE "WOULD BE" ROBBER WHO ATTEMPTED TO ROB MR PETROSSI'S STORE WITH HIS "LONG, RIGID KNIFE".

IF IT WEREN'T FOR EDWARD, FUNK WOULD STILL BE ATTACKING CONVENIENCE STORE OWNERS ALL OVER THE NATION.

EDWARD PETROSSI, YOU REALLY ARE OUR HERO.




official transcript:

CORNELL BARNARD, CNN CORRESPONDENT, (voice over): When 24-year- old Corey Allen Funk walked into this Modesto Quik Stop hoping to rob it, he never expected a manager like Edward Petrossi.

EDWARD PETROSSI, STORE MANAGER, BLACK BELT: I didn't want to hurt him but he made me.

BARNARD: It was like the suspect waited for all the customers to leave, then snuck up on Edward from behind.

PETROSSI: Asssssssoonas-I-approach-hee-ere, I say, my God, he's coming right behind me. Suddenly I had to turn and say, wha... what.. WHAT areyou DOING? Suddenly I saw the knife, a ridged knife, long like dat, he goes, open the drawer, give me your money.. Whoa.

BARNARD: What the suspect didn't know is that Edward has a black belt in six martial arts. On surveillance video, Edward goes into fighting stance, ready for action.

PETROSSI: I said, no, dis is SERious. I had to jump backwards and stand my -- you know, get ready position, grab something. I said, hey, you know, you want my money, come on, get it. Right there, I chased him. He just was shocked.

BARNARD: The surprised suspect runs for the door but the manager is right behind. And with a few high kicks, sends the robber tumbling right into the parking lot.

PETROSSI: That's the best place to jump into the air. I just did the t'ree run, hit right on his back. And he went all the way to the ground.

BARNARD: The young suspect almost loses his pants in the scuffle and flees to his car. But that's not the end of the story. At that moment, Edward remembers his cell phone camera.

PETROSSI: I said, my God, let me take your picture from this man. I take my cell phone, thanks to technology, I zoomed in, TAGH!!, got it.

BARNARD: He sure did. A clear shot of the suspects license plate number, which later led to his arrest.

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Tags:

• PERSIAN
• BRUCE
• LEE
• EDWARD
• PETROSSI

[LA6616]

bruce lee made a film called, enter the dragon!

edward petrossi should make a movie call, enter the liquor store!

[nimamiz]

I said "no" this is serious!

!

[morchalabi]

i think cops must bust the salesman not the robber ! he's an insane psycho and dangerous to the society!

[morchalabi]

dumbass salesman

[Zinon6]

actually i know edward petrossi, he is my dads friend from iraq yes is assyrian not persian

[ArMoRlOrD4]

i said no, this is seeeriouss

[righteousara]

Bad. Ass.

[Hafez21hafez21]

Ya that is typical Iranian attitude, in Iranian culture the stronger you are you show more of a humble attitude and if you act like a bully you are a weak person, so they Iranian was probably very nice and polite, and this guy living in the west for too long thought he must be a weak person....lets rub him...than he found out the other side of the Iranian....

[FarhadFirouziProject]

Identity conflict here! what they should say is HE IS AN IRANIAN ASSYRIAN. LIKE THERE ARE IRANIAN ARMENIAN, IRANIAN PERSIAN...

AND what difference does it make, exciting part was when he kicked his ass like.

[Vergon3256]

This is seeerooos

[marcelodipao]

@Idontlikecowardapes2 I absolutely agree. Neither "Edward" nor "Petros" are names any Persian would have. Both are frequent Armenian names, the guy was probably called "Edward Petrosyan" and he just changed it a bit. LOVE the video.