A HellfireComms Dramatic reading - My Immortal [Chapter 16]

The original fanfic, should you wish to read along:

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2828044/1...

NTom64 of Hellfire-Commentaries does a dramatic reading of quite possibly the worst Harry Potter fanfiction to date. Oh, what joy.

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• HellfireComms
• Dramatic
• reading
• My
• Immortal
• [Chapter
• 16]

[Darkhope112]

When I hear the word Death Dealers I think of Lucious Malfoy in a dark alley offering drugs and steaks.

[LorChan1919]

God, did I say verb? -facepalm-

Adjective.

[eternalobliviox71]

@eternalobliviox71 4:12 You're going to a concert with the cloud boss from Kirby?

4:23 The characters switch so erratically between pretentiously goth and stereotypical girly it hurts my head...

4:30 Do you know anything about being gothic? really!

6:00 'DID I MENTION I'M GOTHIC?!?!?!'

6:11 And he was fired the following morning.

6:45 What danger? Draco can't die, Voldemort poses no threat, he was on the ground screaming from one spell in one of the first chapters, there's no cliff to hang from!

[eternalobliviox71]

@eternalobliviox71 2:49 What is the purpose of that character speaking Japanese? Just to add all the more pretentiousness to your sodomizing of the word 'fanfiction'?

3:04 Subtle way of writing your ex-friend out of the story.

3:34 I know that was you getting upset over it. but you sounded obsessed with the movie there.

3:52 And a gothic otaku is perfectly fine?

3:56 THIS IS AS SUBTLE AS A TRAIN WRECK.... ON A BOAT.

4:03 Yes, that poor girl getting raped and murdered is fucking adorable.

(CONT)

[eternalobliviox71]

@eternalobliviox71 2:09 Wait, what happened to the Death Dealers? Are they just kinda staring awkwardly from across the room?

2:15 What has Kristina ever done to you? She's a nice girl!

2:23 Seriously, what is a 'prep', and why is she using it so derogatorily?

2:29 Hey, dude from a few videos back, add 'singing a random goth song' to the drinking game, will ya?

2:36 Isn't a single an album release when there is only one song on the disc? If so, how is that more impressive?

(CONT)

[eternalobliviox71]

0:23 So does this Raven person write the story while the 'author' just takes credit? I don't follow.

1:06 JUST when I was thinking we could avoid an essay on your attire!

1:21 You stopped caring about one of your favorite bands and just started making out?

1:37 W-...Weren't you already there?

1:47 'I mean, they taste like ice cream!'

1:56 I thought men were supposed to be mindless sex fiends according to slutty whorebags like you- WHOOPS, DID I JUST SAY THAT OUT LOUD?

(CONT, inevitably)

[0sexiest0nerd0]

There are so many things that are very wrong with this fanfic, but the thing that pisses me off right now is that these two incredibly pro self harmers are at an MCR gig, and MCR are all about NOT self-harming.

Oh, and Volsemort and the Death Dealers? I would SO join that band :D

[LateralizedChelsie]

lolWUT?

[AngelOfMusic144]

volsemort and the death dealers?! save me!

[xGigglesnort]

"I actually like that movie, readers....I like it a lot. Goddamn you!"

Seriously, I love the side notes.

[polyxenophile]

"Yeah I don't think so cause I am going there with my bf drako you sick perv!" I yelled angrily, but before he could beg me to go with him, Hargrid flew in on his black broom looking worried."

Touchy, anyone?

A) He didn't know you were taken, and "maybe I'll see you there" wouldn't make him a "sick perve" anyway

B) Even if it would, he just gave you a dress. Show a little gratitude.

C) "Before he could beg me to go with him..."? Really? After what you said to him? I don't think so, hun.

[skadiyoko]

Awwwwww! NTom sounded like he was going to cry when he said he actually likes Nightmare Before Christmas! D': HE NEEDS A HUG!