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Pope proclaims atheists are redeemed by Jesus - 90 Second Morley Report, May 22nd 2013

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Published on May 23, 2013

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The pope today proclaimed that all people are redeemed by Jesus, even atheists. Now this is a pretty big deal. In the religious world it's the equivalent of Pizza Hut accepting coupons from Dominos.

14 TGI Fridays restaurants in New Jersey were today raided by state authorities. The restaurants are suspected of selling low grade alcohol as top shelf liquor. Also, of being open on a Wednesday.

An 80 year old Japanese man who has had 4 heart surgeries today successfully became the oldest person to ever climb Mt Everest. This comes 2 days after a man with no arms reached the peak. Meanwhile if the TV remote is on the ground, I'll try to pick it up with my feet to avoid getting off the couch.

And finally, Senator John McCain today asked CEO of Apple Tim Cook to stop making him update the apps on his iPhone so often. In our last 10 seconds here are 10 other demands from Senator McCain:

Get off my lawn!
Turn down that damn music!
Make me president!
Make the Google faster!
Internet the TV!
Make potatoes cheaper!
Download my Facebook!
Make it 5 o'clock!
Change the Twitter!
Pay more tax!

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