Exculsive Footage!!! Legend of Sniper: Wind Wanker

So I snuck into Valve the other day and barely escaped with a few short recordings and a tentative pic of the boxart for their new singleplayer game, Legend of Sniper: The Wind Wanker (as well as almost losing my life to Starvos, Valve's lead game designer, graphic designer, head animator, head of washing Robin's clothes and defender of all betas).

The TF Island (tentative name) map has been programmed in, obviously, and the Sniper has the Razorback Shield, the Kukri Sword, and the Pyro Uniform equipped.

Kukri Sword: Your generic attack sword. Deals damage, blah blah blah.

Razorback Shield: A wooden tribal shield that can counter most attacks, excluding knife stabs.

Pyro Uniform: This asbestos-lined uniform can withstand fire as well as intense heat. If you wear it, you won't break a sweat, even in a volcano.

For those of you who are dumbasses (I know you're out there), this isn't real.

I hope you enjoy the footage.

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• Legend
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• Zelda
• TF2
• Sniper
• Wind
• Waker
• Wanker
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[ZudeXbox360]

@SkyBlueFox 0:10 is your friend a fan of HTF? if not, then that profile pic looks like Flaky.

BTW, nice job on outset island.

[SkyBlueFox1]

@ZudeXbox360 It's a picture of Flaky, no doubt about it, but I don't think he's a fan. We just had random shit as our avatars back in 2009.

Boy, this was made in 2009... September 5! Two years ago now! Seems like it was yesterday.

[GLaDOS2BlazeSteam]

Dude, how did you get that Playermodel?! I want a Sniper one so bad it's not even funny! 

[SkyBlueFox1]

@GLaDOS2BlazeSteam It ought to be on the main garrysmod downloads site.

[SkyBlueFox1]

@intothevolcano Rated 'M' for MAGGOT

[SkyBlueFox1]

@colebookeror101 Thanks, captain obvious!

[swittzman]

watching this video made me realize.... steam needs to add a swimming motion haha

[plisken666]

seriously, why hasnt anyone made this a game yet?

[matrix12341]

awesome :3

[TheRancor44]

Wind Wanka? I'LL BUY THAT.

[ryuunosuke712]

You should have Saxton Hale instead of Beedle

[Ajoh92]

This is probably one of my fav maps in ZF ^.^

[SkyBlueFox1]

@Dar3dmag3 I think I may have answered this already somewhere, but it's something called PAC, or Hat Maker, or something like that. I know for sure that PAC was its name in the ingame sidebar, so try that.

[Dar3dmag3]

@SkyBlueFox1

Quick question though. How'd you get the Razorback and Machete on the models back?

[jacoblgames]

fraps, I couldn't get it to work for me.

[GLaDOS2BlazeSteam]

I just thought of this:

Spy: *backstabs Sniper* You've met a horrible fate, haven't you?

*Sniper falls in the water, on fire*

BEN the Sniper.... EPIC STEAM NAME AVAILABLE!! :D