Inside Ursula Hitler's Head 50: Bigger, pt. 3

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(Meany is in the dorm, and Sweetie's gigantic eye can be seen peering through the window.)
Meany: Sweetie? It's time to make one of our cartoons... Do you want to say hello to all the nice people?
Sweetie: (Booming voice.) Sweetie... smash!
Meany: I see. Well, OK... You just carry on with your citywide rampage, then. (To camera.) Hello, folks. As you see, Sweetie has become a kind of Queen Kong, or Girlzilla, the result of our experimental attempt to give her a homemade breast enlargement. Unfortunately her brain hasn't grown at the same rate as her body, leaving her an enraged, skyscraper-sized woman-child. Following her most primal instincts, she went downtown to shop for stylish handbags. Unfortunately she couldn't fit inside any of the stores, so she got upset and spent the next few hours stomping on cars and knocking over office buildings. I suppose you could call the experiment a failure, but I prefer to think of it as being a little too successful. After all, each of Sweetie's breasts are now approximately the size of a two car garage. Try and beat that, Doctor 90210! (Sighs.) Oh, who am I kidding? This is one epic fuck-up. I've turned poor Sweetie into a monster in yellow pumps the size of Greyhound busses, and I can't figure out how to change her back. (Video-phone rings.) Oh, no... What now? Whenever our video-phone rings, it's never good news. (Answers.) Hello. Who is this?
(Cut to Officer Nobb on the other end of the line.)
Nobb: Hello, Meany.
Meany: Great. Officer Nobb. The last person I'd ever want to see. What do you want?
(Pull out to see Officer Nobb standing with Officer Tingles, who is still a little girl.)
Nobb: You know why I called. Your giant lady friend is destroying Xtranormal. We have to stop her, by any means necessary.
Meany: Well, yes, but... Hang on, was that Officer Tingles I just saw with you?
Nobb: Yes. Officer Tingles has decided to stay a little girl, but continue his work with the police force.
Tingles: (Lisping little girl voice.) I thwore an oath to protect and therve the thitathenth of Eckthranormal, and there'th no reathon why I can't do tho as a theven-year-old girl with pretty, pretty pigtailth.
Nobb: That lisp is driving me insane. This is your fault, Meany... Thanks to you, I'm stuck with Officer Kitty Carryall, here.
Tingles: Offither Nobb, you're a theckthitht pig.
Nobb: Listen Meany, we don't got time to monkey around. Either you shrink Sweetie back to normal, pronto, or we delete her forever.
Meany: What? But... I don't know how to shrink her back, yet.
Nobb: Well, you better figure it out, and soon. Officer Nobb, over and out.
Tingles: (Waves.) Bye-bye!
(The call over, Meany stands there in the dorm room, at a loss for what to do or say.)
Meany: Well... God damn every God damn thing to hell.

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[0163678a]

lol your cartoons are hilarious ^^

[MsUrsulaHitler]

Thank you!

[therealbcbadboy]

how did you make here a giant?

[CutePrincessOfLove]

That's weird, every Xtranormal video I watch has least comments.

[prinbilly99909]

you should make ep 52 the season finale like the japan amine Pokemon

[ghrocker99661]

hahah, that lisp was annoying.