Twilight Movie Review

Chuck the Movieguy reviews the movie Twilight starring Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart

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• twilight
• robert
• pattinson
• kristen
• stewart
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• movieguy
• edward
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• bella

[OLDYOUTH]

why is this movie such a big deal saw the first one and it sucked

[keithjama]

How the hell can he recommend this movie? Worst. movie. ever.

[quidwitch]

Must have been paid to promote it. Money was the ONLY reason this whole franchise was taken on. They knew stupid tween girls would feed on this crap.

[G456Lakes]

I hope they don't fuck up The Hunger Games.

[MariktheChao]

@Camitrilli We dont hate it because its not as good as the books. We hate it because its gay.

[MariktheChao]

Sparkle huh?

How did we get to the plague spreading, disgusting rat like vampire from Nosferatu to.... this? Bram Stoker would be ashamed of the world if he found out that 13 year old girls thought vampires were hot! Also go fuck yourself Chuck.

[totoro1591]

He makes it sound so much more interesting than it actually is... WOW... this movie is not even good FOR ANYONE... let alone great... Stephanie Meyer can kiss Bram Stoker's ***... A LITTLE SLOW... my god!!! It moves like a drunken snail!!!

[TheTsugnawmi2010]

Isn't the plot of the series:

Bella: I love you

Edward: (I love you too but) We can't be together

Bella: Why?

Edward: It's too dangerous

Bella: Then make me a vampire

Edward: .......(3 books later)....ok.

P.S. Boy from Sharkboy and Lavagirl playing the w.wolf:By the way I love Bella too

Bella: And I'm slighlty attracted to him, but I'm gonna stay with Edward after having mixed feeling for 1 and 1/2 films.

[Johnlindsey289]

Want some great vampire flicks you all should get out the mainstream and watch these awesome cult classics: Near Dark, The Hunger, Lifeforce (vampire aliens!), Martin, Vamp (1986), Thirst (2009), Lair of the White Worm, Embrace of the Vampire, The Forsaken, The Keep (1983), Vampire Hunter D 1 & 2, Fright Night 1 & 2, Captain Kronos vampire Hunter, Any Hammer vampire movie even Dracula, Dracula of any kind etc. you'll thank me.

RRent them and you'll be surprised. Anyone seen these?

[thejoachimk]

hahahah!!!

Robert Pattington!

I always thought his name was Ratterson.

I don't know why..

I actually saw this movie, and almost vomited when I saw Ratterson without his shirt on.

I have to say, I saw as much of Ratterson's body that I wanted in the 4th Harry Potter movie (and we only saw his pasty stick arms).

[misorasan]

Stop watching after he said he liked it. My mind just can't handle a grown up man liking this movie.