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Uploaded by on Nov 12, 2010

*LYRICS*
Johnny 3 Tears:
Its Christmas In Hollywood,
Santas Back Up In The Hood,
So Meet Me Under The Mistletoe, Lets Fuck!

Deuce:
Its Hanukkah In Inglewood,
The Dradles Spinning In The Hood,
So Meet Me By The Menorah, Lets Get Drunk!

Funny Man:
Ho, Ho, Ho
Merry Christmas!

Chorus- Deuce:
Its Christmas In Hollywood,
Santas Back Up In The Hood,
So Meet Me Under The Mistletoe, Lets Fuck!

Its Hanukkah In Inglewood,
The Dradles Spinning In The Hood,
So Meet Me By The Menorah, Lets Get Drunk!

Verse- J-Dog and Charlie Scene:
J-J-J-Just A Little Story About Last Christmas,
About Some Bad Kids, Who We're Full Of Wishes!
We Gave Some Gifts, And We Gave Some Loving!
The Weird Kind Of Love That You Give To Your Cousin!

Little Timmy Stole From 7-11
So We Stopped By His House,
With A Pair Of Seven's
We Drank In His Room,
With Some Dude Named Kevin!
But There Was Some Bad Kids, Who Deserved Some Presents.

Zack Got Caught With A Bottle Of Jack!
So We Slipped Down The Chimney With An 18 Pack!
He Didnt Leave Cookies,
And We Needed A Snack!
So We Took The Beer Pack,
And I Fucked Him In The Ass!

Its Charlie Scene,
Got Egg Nog In My Flask!
The Holidays Are Back, And My Presents Are Wrapped!
Like Oh My God Is That Saint Nick?
Kids Give Me Your List Like Its The 25th

Been Accussed Of Being A Bad Kid.
But I Get Presents As If,
Misses Claus Just Myspaced Me.
I Blew Off A Date On Christmas Eve.

So I Dont Give A Fuck If Your Naughty Or Nice!
You Might Still Get A Rolly And A Game Advice!
So Write Your List And Have No Fear,
Have A Hollywood Christmas, And A Undead New Year!

FUCK YEAH! Ahahahaah

Funny Man:
Now Watch The Language! Ho Ho Ho!

Chorus- Deuce:
Its Christmas In Hollywood,
Santas Back Up In The Hood,
So Meet Me Under The Mistletoe, Lets Fuck!

Its Hanukkah In Inglewood,
The Dradles Spinning In The Hood,
So Meet Me By The Menorah, Lets Get Drunk!

Verses- Johnny 3 Tears and Da Kurlzz:
I'm About To Serve It Up For All You Boys And Girls,
Good Kids, Bad Kids... Even Da Kurlzz!
We Were Chilling At Deck In The Halls,
So I Check My Phone And Santa Called!

He Said He Swing By A Quarter To Twelve!
He Said That His Jolly Ass Needed Some Help!
He Said Christmas Aint A Gang But A Way Of Life,
If You Guild My Sleigh, I'll Let You Fuck My Wife!

So We Jumped In His Sleigh and It Started To Jingle!
Funnier Than Fuck, You Can Ask Chris Krinkles!
So We Took Flight But Something Was Fishy!
He Asked For Road Ahead And Started To Kiss Me!

Underneath His Suit, Was A Bunch Of Pillows!
Instead Of Bags Of Presents, He Had A Bag Of Dildo's!
I Pulled Off His Beard And He Was A Monster!
It Wasnt Saint Nick, It Was A Fucking Imposter!

When We Found Out, He Started To Pout!
I Took My Bandanna And I Choked Him Out!
I Pulled Of His Beard And I Fucked His Mouth!
Hi-Jacked His Sleigh Then Headed Down South!

I Had A Lot Of Wild Nights But Tonight Was The Craziest!
Met A Lot Of Jeff's But This One Was Shadiest!
When It Comes To Cheer, The Mother Fuckers A Grinch!
So If You Dont Like Christmas, Fuck You Bitch!

Funny Man:
You Kids Are In Big Trouble!
Oh Boy, Ho Ho Ho!

Chorus- Deuce:
Its Christmas In Hollywood,
Santas Back Up In The Hood,
So Meet Me Under The Mistletoe, Lets Fuck!

Its Hanukkah In Inglewood,
The Dradles Spinning In The Hood,
So Meet Me By The Menorah, Lets Get Drunk!

Lets Get Drunk,Lets Get Drunk
Lets Get Drunk,Lets Get Drunk
Lets Get Drunk!

Its Christmas In Hollywood,
Santas Back Up In The Hood,
So Meet Me Under The Mistletoe, Lets Fuck!

Its Hanukkah In Inglewood,
The Dradles Spinning In The Hood,
So Meet Me By The Menorah, Lets Get Drunk!

Its Christmas In Hollywood,
Santas Back Up In The Hood,
So Meet Me Under The Mistletoe, Lets Fuck!

Its Hanukkah In Inglewood,
The Dradles Spinning In The Hood,
So Meet Me By The Menorah, Lets Get Drunk!

Its Christmas In Hollywood,
Santas Back Up In The Hood,
So Meet Me Under The Mistletoe, Lets Fuck!

Its Hanukkah In Inglewood,
The Dradles Spinning In The Hood,
So Meet Me By The Menorah, Lets Get Drunk!

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  • oh god hahahaha doe's charlie always fuck people in the ass this is the second song ive heard him say it in

  • That guy below me is spool right!!! V that guy vvv

  • The are the fuckin best!!! -3

  • Charlie Scene AND JDog sing the first verse

  • where the fuck is the lyrics but i like it

  • nice

  • i have the same wallpaper on my computer

  • One of my fave bands. Thanks for the video and lyrics =]

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