National Geographic Presents: Horse Evolution Traits.

In this episode of "National Geographic Presents" we witness the native Skyrim horse and it's uncanny ability to scale a mountain.

Many experts suggest this evolutionary trait was attained after millions of years watching old Spider-man re-runs, however Dr. Keith Fozmire a professor from the University of Brownsworth New Jersey claims that in actuality this trait was needed to investigate the many horse murders at the mountain tops.

Nevertheless the denisons of Skyrim use these horses not for travel, due to the horses being slow as shit, but so they can reach their stupid ancient temples they built at the top of a cold mountain.

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[matchheads]

So is skyrim the worst game ever or am i missing something.... Cuz to me it looks pretty shitty

[fusoya1]

@matchheads Nah It's really fun, but it does have it's silly moments a lot.

[JGWentworthKnowsAll]

nice jump 2:05

[fusoya1]

@JGWentworthKnowsAll Evolution is wonderful.

[BadPojo]

fuk yo crystal caves dk, I'm king of gravity.

[fusoya1]

@BadPojo I gotta give you props for the guess, but unfortunately that's not the song, it was close though!

[AngryRabbi]

Horse is a spy.

[BadPojo]

@fusoya1 GOSH DANGIT

[fusoya1]

@BiggerNill The Graybeards promised him a fried chicken shout

[BiggerNill]

Tyrone's horse is climbing a mountain. Why is it climbing a mountain?