A Day in the Life of a Hypochondriac

Douglas Schlitz is having another awful day... Doctors, diseases and death

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• Hypochondria
• hypochondriac
• cancer
• paranoia
• doctors

[DaishiGajo]

10 seconds into this and I'd already seen myself.

[MsKlove8651]

Yes this was funny but I'm starting to be this way,I'm in therapy and he say it has to do with both my parents dying 16 months apart from illnesses,God help me and others that are dealing with this.

[RoslynJoyJohnson]

The vomiting into the sink scene is all too true of a hypocrondriac.

[gearheadX1991]

All yu guys are crazy!!! Stop worrying about diseases an dying so much an jus live your life.... Yu only get one dnt waste is panicing everyday...

[MrGreendayfan2013]

I'm scared to fall asleep because I have asthma and I don't want to die of respiratory problems. I'm also constantly checking my pulse and I recently got tinnitus.

I think I have cancer and chlamydia & my family is getting sick.

I can't even go outside in the winter because of hypothermia.

[Consistency87]

Psychological problems(Hypochondria,anxiety,­depression) = Vitamin D deficiency.

[daredevil335619]

Ever since I fucked a prostitute(with protection) and tested four times and was negative, I have been living as a hypochondria. Last month, I went for a massage and my massage girl happened to think I am cute, she used her foot to massage my crotch back and forth and til now, I am still wondering if she could of passed any STDs to me....I gotta get tested in four months to find out.

[superomarf1]

i thought i got infected by hiv and after a blood test doctor send me whit a psychologist,she says that my problem is hypochondriasis cuz of web reserch abaut hiv. but i still feel bad idk why :/

[MaroForLife]

Thumbs up if you had all symptoms of liver and pancreas cancer in this week.

[Aspenfash899]

me everyday smh my mom cant stand me sometimes lmao

[silverstartrucker]

My late mother in law told me and the wife her head was sinking into her shoulders? It gave us a good laugh. I said we will have to look down the hole and say, ' Hello Eva, are you in there'

[obie1benobee15]

@obie1benobee15 Turns out I only have allergies slight ashma and A HELL OF ALOT OF ANXIETY AND IM JUST NUTS LMAO!