How to Measure Your Penis...Without Cheating!

HBO's Sex Inspector gives a hilarious but insightful lesson on the CORRECT way of measuring your penis.

Hi! I'm Michael Alvear, YouTube's new resident shagspert. You can see me on HBO, CBS and NBC giving sex and relationship advice to dateless girls like lonelygirl15, gay guys like williamsledd, hot girls like miaarose, angst-ridden women like Brookers, and whacky dudes like Smosh. In this funny advice series I'll be talking about men, women, flirting, seduction, hooking up, orgasm, low libido, Viagra, erectile dysfunction, affairs, and everything else you can think of. Maybe even guitars and rock bands, who knows? Stay tuned!

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• blabbermash
• Sex
• Dating
• Advice
• Relationship
• Love
• Foreplay
• Tips
• measuring
• penis
• cock
• Funny
• Naked
• dick
• intercourse

[qaz122]

@Ampnasty529 same with me, i lose like an inch when i lay down. I m just going to measure it standing and say that size LOL

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[Ampnasty529]

I don't get it when I'm standing I'm 6 inch but when I lay down I'm 5-5.5 is that normal

[DMalenfant1]

Um no, I have the right to brag at 6 inches because I get a nice rock hard cock unlike those soft and limp 7 and above pricks.

There is a reason why the average dick is 5.4 people, it is because 5.4 is perfect size to give feeling and stay hard which is what women want. Ever seen a woman use a limp dildo or soft cucumber to masturbate with?

[rockydabeast27]

Ur weird

[madmartigan124]

wow, always thought I was average, measure to these rules showed me I have and 8" dick with 6 1/2 circumference and I'm white.

[madmartigan124]

wow, always thought I was average, measure to these rules showed me I have and 8" dick with 6 1/2 circumference.

[HaloReplicas]

Fuck yea, 7,06! i grew an inch!

[ArranAragorn]

@solgearx lol my dicks bigger than urs nd im only 14!