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Uploaded on Sep 27, 2007

A pioneer in early death metal, Cookie Monster brought his pertinent message to hungry youth.

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  • TheTruMetal

    TheTruMetal 1 year ago

    It's a shame that metal subculture completely ignores the impact he had on death metal.

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  • BriarsAndBones

    BriarsAndBones 11 months ago

    One of the guys I work with was... reenacting this in the next room. No idea why. We're all standing there, looking at each other like O_O, trying to figure out how the hell Satan got into the building and why he wanted cookies. We had a hushed, frightened conversation on where to find cookies, because if Satan asks for shit like that you just pay up, no questions asked.

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  • Emily Erdbeer

    Emily Erdbeer 2 days ago

    0:27 - 0:30 is absolutely EPIC!!!

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  • skignarly

    skignarly 3 weeks ago

    Metal and Death metal are horrible but this just makes any dumb thing seem fantastic

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  • AwsomeDudeUMadBro

    AwsomeDudeUMadBro 1 month ago

    this is creppy as hell

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    in playlist COOKIE
  • Technebrous

    Technebrous 1 month ago

    cooocaaaaineeeee!!!

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  • STSmultiplestudios

    STSmultiplestudios 1 month ago

    ? So stupid to say that don't turn a joke in to a terrible thing emily...

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  • emilyvonshultz

    emilyvonshultz 1 month ago

    Cocaine. Cocaine.. COCAINE! TASTES SOOOOO GOOOOOD 8D

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  • FurikoMaru

    FurikoMaru 1 month ago

    Hey, that's cruel. Even when I *was* a 14 year old girl I never listened to any of that shit.

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    in reply to Korgull6669 (Show the comment)
  • Korgull6669

    Korgull6669 1 month ago

    "enjoyable and listenable music"

    -lists a bunch of shitty symphonic faux-rock bands-

    OKAY BUDDY. Try again when you stop being a 14 year old girl.

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  • tangleone

    tangleone 1 month ago

    This is a bitchin riff

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  • misiek100020

    misiek100020 2 months ago

    COACAINE!

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