kearney screamin like crazy

had to put it up

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• kearney
• thomas
• false
• prophet
• preacher
• funny

[MrsD7777]

ROTFLMBOOOOO!!!! @@

Eugine: "....I need a good financial blessing, and also i got some "Warts" i'm trynna git rid of..."

Kearney: "U got sum what u can't git rid of?"

Eugine: "Warts, like u know Warts"

Kearney: "You mean like the ones U tell "Time" on?

Eugine: "No warts, "W-A-R-T-S"

Kearney: "...I Curse deeze Warts....NOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWW­W!

[NinjaWarriorDude]

@philipkaka Kerney, stop swindling innocent and naive poor black folk!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[MrPizzaman44]

Wonder how much he paid that dude to call lmbo

[WiseGuyy666]

ORDER YOUR OWN PERSONAL FART PACKAGE RIGHT NOW!!!

[stacy9971]

What's that language that Jaba the Hut speaks?

[93Weswes]

you want a miraclel????? ORDER YOUR PERSONAL PRAYER PACKAGE NOOOOOOOOOWWWWW EKOBASHAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!

[cokefacegrind]

i need a new car. kearny, what do i do??

"GOD! give this brother a car! I command you!!!!i want a car NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!" Is that how this works?

[clintonreid18]

this nigga gets a mood swing every 5 seconds

[rojdebod]

Lets pray right now... (hiccup) E ko buy ti do la bo kosha (tighten your nuts in a vice, or hit Very hard with hammer to achieve the LAAAHHHH!!!!! that occurs at 2:22)

[watitduful]

@PhoenixValentine The thing about it too is that if alot of these people really studied Scripture they would know that Kerney and others like him are the kind of false prophets Jesus warned everyone about. This dude is just another prosperity preacher. This is where there's a fine line between being "religious" and actually having a personal relationship with Jesus. God bless!!!

[sylamsyntax23]

Oh shalalalala labosha lmmfao

[Buckeyecat2002]

Attention ladies: If you need a "prayer package" that yo'ure not getting at home, then head on down to Bay Town and let Passa Kerney, lay the smack down up in you. Somebody say amen. THE RED BLOOD OF JESUS: 1 HOUSE, 2 HOUSE, F150, WARTS REMOVAL. Somebody grab your neighbor and say: "It is done. yes, yes,yes."