ARMOR Hot Dogs - Saturday Commercial remake

Back in the early 70's on Saturday mornings, there was a variety of commercials that were filmed inside Funhouses. Unfortunatly these coms are Lost or Forgotten. So I did a remake of one of my Favorite Saturday Morning Coms of all time; As well as compiling a list of all of my favorite Funhouse Commercials.
1. McDonald's -(Ronald gets lost in the Funhouse Mirror Maze) Background music used (My Kind of Place) Aired in 30, 45 & *60 sec formats. *This version was and still is my All Time Favorite!
2. Hostess -(Kids eat "Twinkies" in a Funhouse) Background music (Big Delight in Every Bite) Aired in 30 & *45 sec formats. *the Better version!
3. Armor -(Hot Dog Vendor takes kids through a Funhouse) While singing the Armor Hot Dog song. Aired in 30 & *60 sec formats. *Best version!
And here are some Coms that only Aired during Prime Time...
4. Doublemint Gum -(Animated slide show of the Twin Girls inside a Funhouse) Aired only in 30 sec format. Because it used animated stills, it was my least favorite.
5. Frito Lay -(Couple shares bag of "Funyuns" while they're inside a Funhouse) Played to the tune (I Love Onions) Aired in 15 & *30 sec formats. *Definatly the Better version!
6. AT&T -(Host Narrates on Phone Service while inside a Funhouse) Aired only in 30 sec format.
7. Heinz -(Girl takes Ketchup bottle into a House of Mirrors)-(Catch Me First!) Aired in 15 & *30 sec formats. *(Boy Shouts - Not Any More!) This one is now avalable on Retro Junk & YouTube!
8. Just-For-Men -(Grey Haired man applies jel while in a Hall of Mirrors) Aired only in 30 sec Format.
And the next ones were shown both Day & Night.
9. Got Milk? (Hall of Mirrors)-(Young Man bumps into a Mirror) Aired only in 30 sec format. Fortunatly, this one is still Available, as I found the Video Clip on Yahoo Video!
10. Hostess -(Kids eat "Cup Cakes" in a Funhouse) Background music (Big Delight in Every Bite) Aired only in 30 sec Format. And This one is Available on Retro Junk and YouTube!!!

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• Armor
• Hot
• Dogs
• funhouse
• gorilla
• suit
• Krofft

[merkules2001]

I guess you and I are the only two people who can't forget that great commercial. I think it would not be politically correct to air the comm in this P.C. day and age (unfortunately). Can't talk about FAT kids...Where can I find the original?

[Briben57]

Unfortunatly Special Interests Groups have taken control of our Society, banning the simple pleasures in life. It seams like when something we find that creates a little Happiness, the Legislation passas a law making Fun-Time Illigal. Now days we have to watch boring commercials that are Politicaly Correct. As for finding the original song or video, This one will have to do!

[Hammi4Real]

"somebody put me back in the fridge..."

- john spartan, san angeles police detective

[SegaKid32x]

I have a bomb!

Wait a minute....those aren't bombs....Those are Hot Dogs! ARMOUR HOT DOGS!

[KrisHorton]

@SegaKid32x What kind of man wears armour hot dogs?!

[ShangoJamal]

@BlazeOutlaw and if a comment on Youtube has upset you to the point of profanity, and other childish outbursts, like telling someone they should commit suicide, then perhaps you need to check your own spine; either that or take a coupla anger management courses. This just isn't serious enough to warrant cursing and behaving like a 4 year old.

[BlazeOutlaw]

@ShangoJamal This was the 60 and 70's back when people could actually speak freely and not worry about someone jumping off a bridge or having a nervous breakdown because a song wasn't P.C. This country has been turned into a bunch of spineless pussies because of the whiners. If being called a name hurts you that bad then just go commit suicide, because you certainly don't have the backbone it takes to survive in this world!!!!

[LOSTHOMEY1]

I seriously would never know this song if not for The Simpsons

[MrDHiland]

I can remember, as a kid, standing in our kitchen, listening to this jingle on the radio sitting on top of our Frig. That would have been somewhere around 1967...when I was 7 myself. Whenever I hear it now, it takes me right back to that carefree time in my childhood. Wonder how many other people, of my generation, share such a nice connection with ARMOUR Hot Dogs?

[8BitDanooct1]

Doesn't this family know any songs that aren't commercials?

[LaneyN]

@Toobulations

No, it's Kaptain Kool (Michael Lembeck) from Kaptain Kool and the Kongs.  ;-)

[ShangoJamal]

@newyy1 You can't talk about "SISSSY KIDS" because of homophobia??? How about you don't call a person a "SISSY!" because it's ignorant and unkind... whether a person is straight or gay. You definitely don't encourage children to refer to anybody as a "SISSY!" and then incorporate it into a song for them to sing.

[ThrasherDaBlackStang]

@Hammi4Real Demolition Man was such a great movie!

[LemonOdette]

@TheGuv123 oh ha :D