Old Dead & White -- Music Video

Music Video featuring J.S. Bach, Wolfgang A. Mozart, Ludwig Von Beethoven, G.F. Handel and many hijinks.

LYRICS BELOW:

My Name is Bach!
You talking CPE?
no that's my son, I'm JSB
Johan Sebastian, is my name,
a musician for the Christians, that's my game
Lutherans from Germany needed new hyms,
Masses for the masses? It's a win win
A writer from the Baroque era, to be sure
Life got you down? My music's the cure.
I took my cousin as my bride,
It's was cool back then, but today I'd hide
Prolific in life in more than one way,
I composed a thousand pieces during my day
I had 20 children, only ten survived
My music's universal, it's being revived
Contrapuntal textures are my claim to fame
Try to sing the melody, too many to name
My Name is Bach!

(Bach instrumental interlude)
We're old dead and white!
Our music plays day and night!
All you listeners had better beware
We'll blow your mind and not even care.
We're old dead and white!
Our music plays day and night!
All you listeners had better beware
We'll blow your mind and not even care.

I'm Wolfgang A. Mozart, or Wolfie for short
Against Baroque style, I composed to Retort
A freak of nature, a Prodigy
As a child my father made bank off me.
An accomplished performer by the age of five
My life was cut short by some fever like jive
I'm a fun lovin' guy, Scatology's my bag
I love toilet humor, the stuff that makes you gag
I composed major works in every genre
My music's so good, it gets up in yah,
Play my music for a baby, play my music while you study
Increase your brain power, That's my music for you, buddy
From Pauper to prince and then back again
I enjoyed lavish living, we didn't save back then
The sad part, it's true, I'm in a mass tomb.
But my music makes me famous, and I'm like Boom!
I'm Wolfgang A Mozart! Check it out!

(Mozart Interlude)

We're old dead and white!
Our music plays day and night!
All you listeners had better beware
We'll blow your mind and not even care.
We're old dead and white!
Our music plays day and night!
All you listeners had better beware
We'll blow your mind and not even care.

I'm Beethoven the Bear, Ludvig von B!
Composition with a tude, can you Handel me?
A composer for the people, enlightenment, Honey!
I was the first to break free from rich people's money!
A performer, a pianist, a virtuoso at that,
A composer and violist, I wore many hats
Tried to meet Mozart, a hero indeed!
When I got to Vienna, had to turn round my stead
You see Mom was getting sick, and dad was getting plastered
A father for my brothers, aren't I the lucky bastard.
Then things got soft, well sound wise for me
Ringing in the ears, I was only twenty
To Heiligenstadt I went to end my life early
But my art called me back, I was thinking more worldly
Pulled out all the stops with my music
Emotion rules the way, my stuff is so sick



Ludvig Von Beethoven, out!

We're old dead and white!
Our music plays day and night!
All you listeners had better beware
We'll blow your mind and not even care.
We're old dead and white!
Our music plays day and night!
All you listeners had better beware
We'll blow your mind and not even care.

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  Music

[Cracksmacknhash]

you were this bored? really?

[CoffeeBreakSeries]

Actually, no. It was for a teaching exercise done at a college, and is now used for a few laughs in fine arts survey courses. Thanks for the watch though, Crack.

[chrismadsen81]

Bach is my favorite. What a good looking composer

[Mozart Télé]

NUL

[Megadeth73097]

Bach is as smooth as Snoop Dogg

[Andrew Hassel]

Nice petty coat!