Salmonella

Written by me. I might actually finish this and sing it again with my roommate on guitar.

I just realized there's already an umbrella parody called Salmonella. Oh well...

Lyrics:
I held a fart
Almost tore my rectum apart
Shouldn't have eaten those beans
I knew they looked quite bizarre

Because with just a spark
I could have lit cigars
Thank god i didn't dare
Would be a bad affair
Because

When I must fart
I fart forever
Can't stop now
Just can't stop ever
When gas decides to descend
Got no luck
Have to push it out my rear end
It's a difficult endeavour
They come one after another
It's because i have salmonella
It's because i have salmonella
ella ella eh eh eh
I have salmonella
ella ella eh eh eh
I have salmonella
ella ella eh eh eh
I have salmonella
ella ella eh eh eh eh eh eh

Category:

Entertainment

Tags:

• umbrella
• rihanna
• salmonella
• fart
• ella
• eh
• parody

[Ragefistintheair1]

lol.

[IdealMaxima]

Lol.

[makhwushi]

Lol.

[smattraensalva]

YOUVE DONE IT ALL WRONG!!!

When you say, ellah ellah ellah eeyyyy you HAVE TO PUKE WHILE MAKING SOUND

[monkeyking32]

this appeared on my recommended for you

[gixxer450]

PRRRRRRRRRRA

[kimWHOA]

oh wow alvin. lmao.

[FliightLankanSta]

lol

[rossakakenny]

i was goin to make a video like this but u bet me to it.

[YoonMiSun]

lol alvin ur an idiot :)

[xsquishh]

dude i love this. hahaha

[blahitspriti]

hahahhahhahhahhahah funny**