Tristan [Original Rap]

A rap about my friend Tristan
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Beat used: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tIBqba6I7eI

Rewards1: http://www.rewards1.com/jdoggy135

Lyrics : T-bone, I'm forever alone, I never get stoned and you know I ain't got a home
So first name T, last name Mayer, don't fuck with me, cuz I am a player
In the game of bowling, I got the ball rolling, I got the pins droppin', got all the bitches stoppin,
So if you're my bitch y'know we'll never go shopping, I'd much rather fuck, so why don't you drop in
Come to my crib, and we'll have us a ball, get the party started, got the drinks and all
Cuz my parents are upstairs, y'know they don't even care, so why don't you lemme play in your underwear
Because I play Call of Duty and Assassin's Creed, I don't own a horse but you can ride my steed, indeed! I'm from a different breed, I don't know how to spell but I sure love to read.
And sometimes, I just sit here and write shit, this track is a buncha hype shit, in the words of HU I ain't nothin' to fuck wit, in the words of OF I'm goin' harder than a dyke's clit
I keep a journal of my dreams, I speak in English, Spanish, and sometimes memes
Example 1, the cake is a lie, Example 2, hmm that's definitely a buy!
I sit in my basement, I play rock band and never pay rent, that's how most of my life's spent, but I feel super like my name is Clark Kent.
So sit there and wallow in the pants you pissed in, cuz this is the life of a kid named Tristan.

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[marshin77]

ohhh maaann that was beautiful :')