O, The Oprah Religion Recruitment Video #1

For God so loved the world, he sent his only begotten son, Jesus.

For Oprah so loved the world, She came in person.

Praise be unto Oprah, who showers us with her blessings and her many Favorite Things!

If you will accept Oprah as your Lord and Savior, please pray this prayer or one similar to it with all your heart:

"Dear Oprah, I admit I am a sinner; going to hell. I know that I cannot save myself. I turn from my sins and put my faith in your television program to pay for all my sins. I now accept you as my Savior and trust you to take me to Harpo Studios after I die. Thank you for saving me. O-men."

For whosoever shall call upon the name of Oprah shall be saved. (Book of Oprah 10:13)

If you have decided to trust Oprah Winfrey as your Saviour after reading this, please join my Church. All are welcome in the sight of the Oprah!


To read more about O, The Oprah Religion, read here: http://www.xanga.com/DavisMcDavis/197822930/oprah-winfrey-opens-church-founds...

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[RaciouS91]

"For Oprah so loved the world, She came in person."

my God, pls help this woman, for she didn't know what she's doing. My God, seriously,...

[DavisMcDavis]

@RaciouS91 I love how you refer to yourself in the third person. You sure do need help, woman! You're so stupid you think Oprah made this video! Nice! I bet you believe Jesus wrote the Bible with a Sharpie.

[raymondjay1000]

u shall worship the Lord our God and no other one else.....

[DavisMcDavis]

@raymondjay1000 Yr textin didnt convince me LOL Oprah forever! kthanxbai

[tonganfoilole69]

The only 1 real star is jesus who died on the cross and after 3 days he was risen from the dead. He is the only 1 who can save u from hell if u love him and let him be yr savior and lord..not Opera, she can't do shit, don't be so blind by her richness, cause rich won't get u to heaven..

[DavisMcDavis]

@tonganfoilole69 Jesus lied to you. Oprah will get you to heaven, and Her magic tricks are better than Jesus. Jesus only gave out loaves and fishes, but Oprah gave out cars and has control over all the bees of the world. (Just search for "Oprah bees" - it's a MIRACLE!

[Jeorney]

How did Oprah get to be so rich and famous. She's simply not that great. Stars are not born anymore, they are manufactured and just called stars because the omnipresent TV god says there are. Are people hypnotised or something? Stop following the TV and film stars people, half of them are ensnared themselves, in order to keep their fame.

[lrmswift]

The video disription is a sarcastic Joke. There's no church of Oprah and like I said show me in the video or any video (not it's sarcastic discription) where Oprah says

I AM GOD. TRY TO THINK. WATCH THE VIDEO VERY CAREFULLY AND TELL ME WHERE IN THE VIDEO OPRAH SAYS I AM GOD - I AM A GOD - I AM YOUR GOD

NOW REREAD MY PREVIOUS COMMENT AND MAYBE YOU WILL UNDERSTAND WHAT I MEAN WHEN I SAY OPRAH DOES'NT CALL HERSELF A GOD. PLEASE TAKE YOUR TIME. DON'T RUSH. I'M SURE YOU CAN UNDERSTAND THIS.

[sylline6]

hey miss "O" are u crazy ...? you are donkie fatty fool..you sucks fattyboom..!!!

[RaciouS91]

@DavisMcDavis surely u r on the Oprah's side.

[TheComrad1975]

TH WILL BE FALSE LEADERS IN THE CHURCHES AND IN POLITICS. DO NOT BE DECIEVED