My Name Is - Colt .45 verses

Class is in session. Big ups to TwilightTheDicktator and prosper58 for the original: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U1d9upxRq9Q

Download Link:
http://www.mediafire.com/?4ho37fh38iwxh74

Lyricz:
Good morning ladies
I mean students...
Can I have the attention of the class for one second

Alright kids, your normal teacher Ms. Cheerilee is away
So instead I'll be the one that'll be poisoning your minds today
And before you go on saying that I totally stole this premise
Shut up, I'm not that stupid, I'm just completely senseless
I just thought it was a funny concept like sticking a dick in a feminist
Like everypony's favorite royal demigoddesses and incest
(What are you, a dictionary?) No bitch, a ghetto visionary
Keep it up and I'll drop your shit like a case of dysentery
So, today's lesson is Hip-Hop 101, let's begin
It's all sex, money, murder, actual content is thin
Step one, get more ponytail than a certain rainbow-haired lesbian
Then make an art out of the drama like a regular thesbian
I mean, yelling at cats? Could rapping really be that easy?
Opal, get the fuck over here and eat your goddamn Friskies
Hey, I think it's working, I can feel the fire within me
Oh wait, that's just my whiskey...

And speaking of whiskey, I think this bottle's almost gone
Let me grab another one, here kid, hold my gun
For the record, I'm not an alcoholic all the time
It's just that I tend to prefer friendship of the liquid kind
I mean half you little freaks look like you might pull a Columbine
Oh geez, you're a little young for that, nevermind
Uh, just give me my gun back, seriously, it's mine
I've never hit a filly before, but damn it you're sure trying
God, when they said this class was special they weren't lying
Aw, shit, no! Don't start crying!
Listen kids, school won't teach you jack shit
That science and math horseshit, hell, it's all magic
Don't just chew grass, smoke that shit and cut class
C'mon, live a little and squeeze some ass
I mean do you really want a tramp stamp that makes your special talent "flowers?"
That's how alicorns keep you down, man, blank power!

Tell you what, how 'bout I teach y'all some street smarts
Pay close attention, no joke, 'cause hustling is an art
First thing's first, give your step just a little bit of swag
Spread your legs, drop your pants and let them britches sag
Oh yeah, no pants, uh, no worries, wear mine
Yeah, then just throw up your fingers in a gang sign
Oh for fuck's sake, just get yourself a nine
Why? So you can commit crime, that's why
What, you thought it was all friendship and fairy magic?
That's tragic, do yourself a favor and bag it
Out here the street's real, you learn quick how to steal
A pony's gotta do what she needs to eat a meal
I used to have the princess sweating and starving me
But now I rock the elements of Bone Thugs-N-Harmony
Peace to Rainbo Hash, #RAREity and Pinky-P
Fluttershady, LoJack and Notorious D.-er-P.

Putting the harm in harmony ever since I had a tape drive
Spitting sick licks sticking it in 'em like steak knives
Dropping the illest lyrics you've ever heard anypony write
But that should be expected for a pony as best as Twilight
***

Beat Creditz:
Eminem - My Name Is

Category:

Music

Tags:

• my
• little
• pony
• friendship
• is
• magic
• rap
• hip
• hop
• twilight
• sparkle
• colt
• .45
• brony

[TwilightTheDicktator]

Again, I'd love to use this picture you chocked up for an album cover!

I'd also love to do some songs with you, if you'd like~!

[Colt45BronyEmcee]

@TwilightTheDicktator That'd be amazing. I'm busy as hell so don't expect me to start collabs anytime soon, but if you're looking for somepony to drop some rhymes, look no further.

[TemporalWalker]

That. Was fucking genius.

VERY well done sir, I tip my hat to you.

[AbranteDr]

Hi! my name is

What! my name is

Uh! my name is

Twilight Sparkle

[Coleslawed]

=0...=I....=I....=I...

[MariofanE1337]

personally i like fluttershy the best.

[bronynexgen]

We can all agree Tom is best pony.

[BaltoChallenge]

Sick lyrics

[TwilightTheDicktator]

@Colt45BronyEmcee Sure thing! Anytime you'd like to chat, hit me up on Skype.

[CaptchaRescue]

WAIT YOU COMPLETELY STOLE THIS PREMISE.. No im just kidding. I really liked

[DaisyAzuras]

Good but I want more from you.

[Hate24]

YES! YES!