Paula, Paula- oh thank heaven we still have time

An ode to Paula and the marketing team from Michaels....

Paula Paula, who can I turn to?
My sales are so low I might go code blue
I heard you changed the email once before
Last minute changes, that's what your team lives for

Paula please help my numbers
I will be on cloud nine
Paula can save our numbers
Oh thank heaven we still have time
I think comp could be 3 point 9

Paula, Paula your team is so key
Just bring my sales up and you'll make me so happy
I tried to reach my sales goals on my own
I tried resets and promos but the week's still blown

Paula please help my numbers
I think a coupon's fine
Paula can save our numbers
Oh thank heaven we still have time
Next week margin will be just fine

I got it, I got it, I got it!
Let's put a coupon on the wall.
I got it, I got it, I got it!
For a good week with some sales gains call....

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