Birdo - HORSE the Band, Misheard Lyrics

These are my misheard lyrics for Birdo, I been wanting to make this video for a long time, and now I finally did. My next vid will definitely be the Chris and Danny fight scene. I promise I'll make it soon...

For those who didn't know, a chode, is a penis that is wider than it is longer.

Here's the real lyrics

ahhhhhhh!!!!.........eeeeeegggss!!!!!!!
Bird..... OOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

The geek, with no beak:
He's so weak he cannot speak!
The geek, with no beak:
He's so weak he cannot speak!

Vestigial wings
And dwarven legs.
A semper fi cranium
That's got automatic eggs.
His gaping maw
Is geared to spew.
He just might be a she
So Birdette will do!!

Go eat your eggs!
Force fed, force fed.
Go eat your eggs!
Out of his mouth-
Straight at your head!!

With purple pants,
(They start to tear)
I reach out with all my might to
Poke out an eye.
I poke out an eye!
I poke out an eye!

My seven year old smile:
Vanishing!
Eggs,
Why eggs?!
It's breaking my heart.
It's hurting my nose.
It's turning my skin green!
Why did you have to be so mean?!

In my dreams I despise you
More than you'll ever know.
Even when I speak your name
It makes me fucking choke!

Bird...... YAYAYAYAYAYAYA!!!

Bird......

Throw it back!
Throw it back!
Throw it back!
Throw it back!

Throw it back!
Throw it back!
Throw it back!
Throw it back!

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[pncwickedoi]

Ehwww.... nice form. but, a little rough on the landing.. He may just have to settle for the bronze

[BLiNdZoRz]

@pncwickedoi Ummmm, thanks?

[nythevietgirl]

wtf chris o_o

[BLiNdZoRz]

Is that all you can comment on my videos? ORIGINALITY PLEASE!

[jd81792]

DOOD BADASS!!!!

im redownloading maplestory as i listen to this because my patcher is fucked XD

[BLiNdZoRz]

@siris171 I... don't get it...

[antigov92]

duuuuuuude, wrong boss battle

[awsomeAwsomeness]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH FFFFFFFFFUCK i'm gonna get kick out of this library

[Coughphee]

noob