Ryan Started the Fire

NEW - EXTENDED VERSION HERE:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_rUWrk...

Office-themed "We Didn't Start the Fire." Made by Brad E and Ashley G

Lyrics:

Ryan Howard, Holly Flax, David Wallace, Future Fax
Jim Halpert, Dwight Schrute, mustard yellow shirt

Creed Bratton, Michael Scott, Darryl's cool, Toby's not
Workspace, not an office, Everybody Hurts

Elizabeth the whore, Todd Packer, sith lord,
Hunter, that one night, you made everything all right

Water mark, fun run, beer me, Stamford's done
It's not Dwigt, it's Dwight, Stanley's gonne be all right

CHORUS:
Ryan started the fire
It just started burning,
Hey the temp's still learning
Ryan started the fire
But he didn't hide it
Because Dwight did find it

That's what she said, squeaky chair, bobble head, health care,
Sprinkles, Bandit, throwing stars, liars don't have Mounds bars

Bleeding nipples, Carol Stills, baby picture, rabies kills,
Bob Vance, fired Roy, and a kidnapped pizza boy

Pamelamadingdong, Are you a fan of William Hung?
Fire crawl, hate ball, insults in the bathroom stall

Beet farm, false alarm, women have weak arms
While today it is me, soon we all shall fall

CHORUS

Sugar boobs, Da Vinci Code, Are you calling me a ho?
Dwight you ignorant slut, Stanley nickels, Schrute bucks

Billy Merchant, yogurt caps, hidden weapons, e-mail taps,
Dinner party, business school, pencil fence, gimme knucks

That cheesy pita's toasted, Oh! Boom, roasted!
Oscar is really gay, I love Pretzel Day

Oven mitt or I-Pod, Ben Franklin's lightning rod,
It's Meredith's birthday, I know why Oscar's "sick" today

CHORUS

Booze cruise, broken hip, Nard dog, paper clips
Have you seen Jan's boobs? Look, Ryan's on Youtube

Ed Truck is outta luck, Careful Dwight's got nun chucks,
Party Planning Committee, Try my googie googie

Gimli - nerd, commanding third, look Toby killed a bird,
Hey it's Scrantonicity, Pam Beesly will you marry me?

CHORUS

Phyllis flashed, Martin nash, Kevin's M&M stash,
Ungrateful beeotch hotline, Boy have you lost your mind?

Dumb or fat? What's a text? Spiderface, who's jinxed next?
Sushi bar, CIA, Gaydar, hate crime

Does the carpet match the drapes? Can you make a wooden stake?
Second life, I was raped, making near-death will tapes

Mexican lemonade, the world needs a new plague,
Falling into a lake, that Ben Franklin is a fake!

CHORUS

CHORUS

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[hp377]

The great mistake was S7 E22 "Goodbye Michael"

[Bennett Sasaki]

it's over. filmmaker787 just won youtube

[sa99miy]

:(

[TheViramo]

no. that was a great episode. Just because it was sad, doesnt mean it was bad. You wanted the best character ever to go like a looser?

[Katiesmorris18]

That is beautiful

[julek556]

PAMALAMADINGDONG

[Chicagobearfan2010]

Did I stutter?

[Ryderisbatman]

BOY HAVE YOU LOST YOUR MIND COZ ILL HELP YOU FIND IT

[Suresh Kanagala]

Oh awesome!

[Robert Figone]

No, that episode was great. The mistake was keeping the show running after that episode, which should have been the last.

[TheBuckeyes93]

Wow, this is awesome

[leehan92]

WHY???? HOWWW???? FUCK this makes me so curious