THINKATRON - Artie Barnes Has A New Toy...

Artie is consumed with his new toy: a THINKATRON! "The machine that thinks like a man". One day Artie will grow up to be a man and he's excited for that day. Then he can play with his new toy to the fullest of his abilities! Cool!

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Category:

Entertainment

Tags:

• fun
• new
• toy
• thinkatron
• barnes
• haimer
• gay
• excited
• stimulated
• sexually
• powerful
• orgasm
• ejaculation
• paris
• hilton
• lohan
• mom

[mrcrabs07]

Bet u got that from ebay ebay is the shiznit

[artiebarnes]

@mrcrabs07 u got it, baby! Ebay rules!

[fabarmadillo]

Yes, I wish I had a Think-A-Tron! It thinks like a man! Could it be my boyfriend?

[artiebarnes]

I'll be your boyfriend!

[artiebarnes]

I'm the luckiest boy in the world!

[dvinedzine]

We already have things that think like a man. MEN!

I still have my EasyBake Oven! Made googobs of little chocolate cakes in my room that I didn't have to share!

[229095]

wow, okay, I fucked up that one. Too much linoleum.....I'm a...I'm a COW! (weird, cryptic Barnes & Barnes nostalgia)

[229095]

I, too, was looking for an chemicalsubstancetoingestintom­ycentralnervoussystem&altermyr­eality..... YEAH!

[JMein13074]

LINOLEUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(linseed oil solidified by oxidation)

[EdwoundWisent]

(^ USe..who seek.. the ANSwERR!

(^ 4those who want.. to GNO thuh glow-ree..

(^ salvation is...

(^ fill in blanketstatement with

(^ a missing 4 syllabic term for something

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(^ solidified by oxidation^)

[rebecca1044]

gettt heeeelppp

[unarmedadrian]

Not very exciting, actually. All it says is "Fuck Fuck, Beer beer, bad father."

[charmingwizkidwizard]

I do wish I had a Think-A-Tron!