Obama Cat Sedated © "The Vic & Helen Show"

Dr. Helen prescribes Wal-Mart's Equate "sleeping aids" {non-feline strength} to facilitate a near-comatose state for The United Federation of Cats.

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[procommenter]

"We call Japanese soldiers fanatics when they die

rather than surrender, whereas American soldiers who

do the same thing are heroes." -- Robert Hutchins

[ScientificalnessUSA]

Whitney {Houston} tried to have her way with me.

[procommenter]

She still has plenty of money because

she obviously eats well.

[TheFutureUnquiet]

No upside-down sǝƃɐssǝɯ please!

[TheVicAndHelenShow]

Vlad, Stalin, Mao, Pol Pot, Hitler, Pinochet, killed their citizens. Since when has genocide made sense?

[procommenter]

(red herring 2 : a diversion intended to distract attention from the real issue) -- Religion poisons everything? What role has religion in the centralized, fractional-reserve banking of fiat money (money that represents debt, not capital; money that is created from nothing; money that accrues usurious interest)? What role does religion play in the Anglo-American Alliance's master plan to create a planet-wide totalitarian government based on Malthusian eugenics? None.

[procommenter]

[Allow me to drain naturally upon your sheets & pillow slips, let me pass freely amongst your pipes, receptacles & china porcelain. I shall partake in your crunchy treats, witness ablutions, participate in diurnal discourse, rifle letters & test your hygienic products.]

[Asparagusville]

(PART ONE) THE GEORGIA GUIDESTONES: 1. Maintain humanity under 500,000,000 in perpetual balance with nature. 2. Guide reproduction wisely - improving fitness and diversity. 3. Unite humanity with a living new language. 4. Rule passion - faith - tradition - and all things with tempered reason. 5. Protect people and nations with fair laws and just courts. 6. Let all nations rule internally resolving external disputes in a world court. 7. Avoid petty laws and useless officials.

[ScientificalnessUSA]

Corporate science seeks control through consolidation of power.

[TheVicAndHelenShow]

Is radiation and mercury good for you? Apparently so.

[ScientificalnessUSA]

Pederasty & pedophilia are inborn, innate & instinctual according to pederasts & pedophiles.

[ScientificalnessUSA]

Calling my Chihuahua a bastard and a son-of-a-bitch are apropos to his station when one considers the legality of his parents' union and his mother's whelping nature & estrous cycles.

[ScientificalnessUSA]

The State-designed pogroms implemented during Lincoln's total war, those used against the Filipinos in the Spanish-American War or 1898, and in the Great War of 1918, and in W.W.II throughout the 1940's, and in such divergent nations as Bosnia, Iraq, Cambodia, Rwanda, Somaliland, Vietnam, drive home the fact that genocide, as a war-time austerity measure, is ALWAYS a favored tool of eugenicists.

[AffirmedConclusion]

Marines are invaders acting as the goon squad for bankers & financiers. Their motives are not egalitarian. The rich oil fields of Iraq have been commandeered by these internationalists who run the oil cartels, control credit and create fiat currency. It takes a dimwit to join the marines, and the United States has an inexhaustibly-abundant supply.

[AffirmedConclusion]

Hovind cites govt.-approved texts that routinely refute & contradict one another regarding Darwin's plagiarized postulations. Kill the messenger!