God's Holy Fire - Death by Misadventure

I haven't got to that bit yet, but having a quick look at it, I'd say the priests were looking forwards to a nice dinner every night, made with the finest ingredients.
"Throw the guts over there, sprinkle the blood around there! But just tuck those goat chops and the lamb henrys in the larder would you? Thanks, Oh, sacrificing a bit of butter onto that bread would be a holy gesture too."
This suggests the "Godly" requirements might just have a slightly more earthly origin.

Pan must be a fryer

I don't understand this story completely. God was pissed off because they had lit the burners OUTSIDE the tabernacle? (but it would be ok if they had used the fire that was provided within the tabernacle?)

you should've cut the camera to the kitchen to demonstrate pan's power :p

That would be god then.