God's Holy Fire - Death by Misadventure
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That would be god then.
3 years ago 5
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definitely. monty python characters are funny, though.
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When Moses was on the Mt. 70 elders stayed at the base they are what is known as the sanhedrin pharisees. They built the golden alter saying Moses was dead. The strange fire was prob a grain alcohol that would be offered to an egypt god. The Ark was some type of plasma electric device that pull energy out of the air. Lighting would come from it. Women were allowed so close. What happens to hair when you pull a sweater over your head? The beard is symbolic of lighting from Gods face mouth or vail
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LOL! Luv u!
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Nigger you are a poor-man's Eddie Izzard!! You'll do better with the cross-dressing!!
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Ya know, if you burnt me to a crisp, it would teach me a lesson.
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I haven't got to that bit yet, but having a quick look at it, I'd say the priests were looking forwards to a nice dinner every night, made with the finest ingredients.
"Throw the guts over there, sprinkle the blood around there! But just tuck those goat chops and the lamb henrys in the larder would you? Thanks, Oh, sacrificing a bit of butter onto that bread would be a holy gesture too."
This suggests the "Godly" requirements might just have a slightly more earthly origin.
wordavee 2 years ago
All the talk of sacrifice in the bible is so clearly the thinking and invention of ancient men (rather than something ordered by an all wise, all powerful God) that I'm amazed the believers can't see it.
kalsolarUK 2 years ago
Pan must be a fryer
Tony2438 2 years ago
lol, nice one..oh dear oh dear!
kalsolarUK 2 years ago
I don't understand this story completely. God was pissed off because they had lit the burners OUTSIDE the tabernacle? (but it would be ok if they had used the fire that was provided within the tabernacle?)
klaron0 3 years ago
God didn't like the fact that they lit the burners with "un-holy fire", meaning that they should have only used the fire that was already provided inside the tabernacle. This minor slip made god angry and he burnt them to a crisp to teach them a lesson. lol. Crazy I know..but thats the bible for ya!
kalsolarUK 3 years ago