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Uploaded by on Oct 2, 2009

Alternative uses for your car

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Your car can become a mobile advertisement youre your crummy YouTube channel, remember; this isnt vandalism its art!

If you are very unpopular, the car can help you stop your friends from leaving your party. The unfortunate knock-on effect of this is that the only friends turn up for your next party will institutionalised criminals and hermits

The boot, or trunk, is a convenient way to store your brother. This method can also be used for tidying away a plethora of unwanted family members

Get your own back on Barbie, that plastic slut wont be turning you down again after this

For energy conscious, why waste all that engine heat when it can be used to cook a delicious meal or snack on the run, look at that, hmmm, lovely

Owners of off-road vehicles can save a fortune on lazy gardeners by using a winch and a little know-how

Leave your doors unlocked and provide a warm dry place for the homeless, they thank you or it

The boot lid is ideal for cracking eggs, some believe that it was designed for exactly that purpose

When your personal safety is under threat, use a set of jump leads connected up to the battery for a splendid makeshift tazer devise

Fed up with doing the ironing, dont blame you, simply lay your items of creased clothing down and gently press under a ton over British built metal. Job done

If you are a puny weakling with the strength of a hamsters fart and enjoy to cheat, the car is an essential weapon for playing tug-o-war

Riding a bike is a tiring and dangerous occupation, but is good for the environment, so use the car to make cycling easier

Background music created by myself, http://uk.youtube.com/user/PaulSaywood

Thank you very much for watching
Paul and Andy

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  • pinche par de pendejos me cae de madre

  • HAHAHA 1:14 " If you're a weakling with the strength of a hampster's fart."

  • hihihi

    klasse video

  • awesome! lol

  • I love how you always make Andy play the homeless, the nutters, shut-ins and inconvenient brothers!

  • Nice work

  • This is Funny ! Thank You gardenspoon for the Share, Pam.

  • rofl

  • AWSOME TIPS GOOD JOB

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